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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:40 am

Seen on a bumper-sticker the other day:
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"Jesus Saves Souls ---

--- and redeems them for valuable prizes!"


And this one:
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Give Bush and Inch ...

... and he thinks he's a Ruler


And another:
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Liberty and Justice for All
(Offer not available in some areas)
(prices subject to change)
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Postby ke_mikiao on Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:00 am

My favorite was...

This Bumper Sticker
is just a reminder
to tell you
to please, please
keep your eyes on the F--cking Road!!!

Not sure about the actual size.....but it did go from big to small like that
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
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Postby Psychodoughtech on Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:08 pm

Here are a few from the top of my head. Some random funny crap.

"WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR."

"The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards."

"It takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth."

"If I wanted any lip from you I'd undo my zipper."

"The only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs."

"Of course you should fight fire with fire! You should fight EVERYTHING with fire!"

"A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?"

"A day without sunshine is like night."

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."

"A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
price."

"Nuclear war can ruin your whole day."

"A penny saved is ridiculous."

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with."

"Acid -- better living through chemistry."
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Postby Alpaca on Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:49 pm

Psychodoughtech wrote:"It takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth."


It takes 25 mucles to frown and only 8 muscles to smile. But it takes no muscles to sit there with a mildly retarded expression on your face.

Also, "My dog is smarter than your honor student."

Once I get a car, I'm getting that bumper sticker. Because it's true.
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Postby Psychodoughtech on Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:12 pm

Alpaca wrote:Also, "My dog is smarter than your honor student."
My dad used to have a bumper sticker that said, "My kid beat up your honor student."
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Postby ke_mikiao on Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:18 am

My kid sells drugs to your honor student.

My kid knocked up your honor student.

Your honor student cheats off my kid.
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black
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Postby boghog on Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:50 am

singidunum wrote:"There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

"There are 10 kinds of people: those who think in binary and those who don't."
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

Keep Saturn in Saturnalia!

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Postby Grey on Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:57 pm

^^ I want that shirt and/or bumber sticker.

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Cat: The Other White Meat"

"Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine"
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:07 pm

I have

A mind is like a parachute
neither works unless open
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:22 pm

my dad has one that says "lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am"
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:52 pm

I've always wanted to make one that says (WARNING: OFFENSIVE):
"Cooking Vegan Isn't Easy - but they're so tender!"
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:56 pm

I'm veg and I am not Offended
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:02 pm

yeah, and some of psychodoughtechs were a little on the edge...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:30 pm

you mean the restricted ones?

I only said psychos was a bit on the edge because in comparison, Doc's was not.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:54 pm

we could always try a very strict method. two or three deadpan warnings, then punishment. if you follow the rules and apolagize and make ammends when you screw up, you're good to go. if you become a whining 'martyr' you end up getting fully banninated.
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