At Pun With The Creator

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At Pun With The Creator

Postby cjfthistle on Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm

I am a recent convert.

In order to praise and manifest our love for our Creator (pici be upon Him), I have followed, hitherto unguided, two methods. One is personal and private, the second public and cerimonial.

I wish to discuss this second mode of praise. I commend to you, my fellow Pastafarians, the Pun.

Punning is the ultimate praise for our Creator, as it uses all our FSM-given faculties. The power of speech, the ability to recognise that which is other than ourselves, the imagination to pretend that things are otherwise and the joyous gift of laughter (sometimes).

Metaphysically, it symbolically represents the rhyzomic link that the Divine Noodle intends between diverse things, that the complex leads back to the simple, just as the pasta combines with the pasta sauce to become One Complete Balanced Meal.

I recommend to you all, my Brothers and Sisters in Tagliatelle, that your Gatherings be punctuated with Punning, Beer and Pasta, that Our Pastamaker may deliver you unto Heaven.

Please contribute below with your own sacred puns, for it is good to share.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:34 am

ho boy... wait till swato gets a hold of this.

I can come up with some puns in certain circumstances, but nothing much good on the spot.
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Postby Bringerofpie on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:38 pm

I can whip one out, but I need someone to give me an opening first.
"Now watch this drive."
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:56 pm

Fly at it, and make it zippy!
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Postby Bringerofpie on Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:54 pm

Huh? It might be the sharpie fumes (I just drew a huge snake on my arm), but I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:08 pm

Um... bad puns and innuendo on your previous statement. Not the type of holy puns intended in the original post.

Don't worry... boghog's still wondering Why The Hedgehog Cannot Be Buttered At All. :mrgreen:
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Postby boghog on Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:36 pm

Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:Don't worry... boghog's still wondering Why The Hedgehog Cannot Be Buttered At All. :mrgreen:


Is this why? (careful, kiddies - bad language!)
Now Hypercaffeinated! Share and Enjoy!

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Postby Bringerofpie on Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:03 pm

Do tell, Auntie.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:04 pm

wasn't it that A Wizard Did It?
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Postby Jerm on Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:08 pm

I'd weigh in on the puns, but mine always end up as more of dajares.
It all kind of went downhill from there.
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:24 pm

Well, i never knew that......
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:22 pm

in Al Gore, duke said "Al Gore invented Trail mix"

my response was:

no, that was a Health Nut.

get it? health NUT

ah.... I just crack myself up sometimes...

okay... that was just going too far.

Al Gore invented bad albeit clever puns.
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