Dance Like A Monkey lyrics

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Dance Like A Monkey lyrics

Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:10 pm

I posted this in the Lyric Chain, but I think it should also go here. Anyone who can figure out what that line with the asterisks says, please feel free to let me know.

Dance Like A Monkey
New York Dolls
From the album - One Day It Will Please Us To Remember Even This
Transcribed by St John the Blasphemist


You're designed so intelligent
Ain't no way that was an accident
C'mon shake your monkey hips
My pretty little creationist
Oh yeah!

Ain't gonna anthropomorphise you
Or perversely polymorphisise you - yeah

Little girl you look so sweet
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago
Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
Abel died, Cain took his life
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife - wow!

Non-believers blame it all on apes
It's monkey time - I want to see you shake

Evolution is obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Stomp your hands and clap your feet
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Oh one more time yo!
It's monkey time!!

C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
Be my natural selection, dance dance dance
Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin
'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
***That's such a ???? indoor sport***
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Rock it like a monkey like ya just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet - come on!

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey
Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child
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Postby asemoknyo on Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:20 am

It sounds like "That's such a mad lame indoor sport"

...Kiiiiinda makes sense...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:03 am

hey asemoknyo, I see you're new here and haven't posted in the post here first thread, so, why don't you go do that? everyones doing it... at least, everyone cool :D :wink:

also... its not really obscene, but I find your avatar... shall we say, horribly disgusting. now, I could probably tolerate it for a while, but I'm not sure on some of the other people here, so if its not too much of a problem, I'd appreciate it and I think it would be a good idea to change it, if possible.

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