An Armadillo went into a bar.
'I'll have a pint of beer' said the Armadillo
The Landlord thought: 'Armadillos are pretty stupid'
'Certainly' said the Landlord 'that'l be Â£10 and by the way, you don't
see many Armadillos in this pub
The Armadillo sais: 'I'm not suprised at these prices!'
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.