Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD perked up as E.Raser took the stand. "Perhaps I can make some sense of this at last," she thought.
"You are E.Raser?"
E.Raser nodded briefly.
"Can you tell us, Mr Raser, what occurred on board Cap'n Cronan's ship?"
E.Raser nodded excitedly, and bent forward to speak:
"If all the Universes are 5 or 6 or 7 or 8.......3x8 = 24 FSM cry
May be that He has its own Universe, Universe Mother, where the time is circular ,and this Universe is too much large for beiing only HE.
Believe in FSM is the Universe was an eresy of the XIII century.
:compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute:"
"I believe that 3 eggs are not equal to the bread.
But because I do not have the truth and follow the method of Popper, please try the CARBONARA with only one egg and tell me how it does feel.
I do not.
I prefer 3 eggs."
"You're talking nonsense!"
"No, unfortunately I do not know that what I say it is a non sense.
For me it is very very linear, and that is the problem."
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD clutched at her head.
"What was Cronan's destination?" she asked desperately.
"A pirate con go where is the smell of gold.
the light of gold improves the sight and makes better adversaries," said E.Raser cheerfully. "3:04:04 GMT !
because we want to send a message of 1x10^15 GeV to string central, who do not use computer mail."
"Bailiff, remove this man!"
"I hope to find 300 men,weighing more than 80 kg/each, for a jump of 1 m, to send message to the central string, who knows hidden traesures.
there are other events ,too"
"GET RID OF HIM!"
E.Raser was dragged from the courtroom while shouting about dead swans and the Nun of Dresden.
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD's hands shook. Things must start to get better soon, she thought. Just then, the prosecution called its next witness...