First Mate Crunch, but soon I'm gonna be promoted, so then I'll be Cap'n Crunch!
No, I'm just kidding, but I came up with my own name.
Jedge Sarkin
I made it up when I started to hack my friends for fun over the internet, I had to make up an alias that couldn't be traced back to me. I got bored of that, so I stopped using it as my hacking alias, and started using it as my squad leader name for paintballing. Now that's all I'm known by at the local paintball fields.
I can't give myself any other title than "pirate" because I don't own a sea-faring boat or know of anyone that has one to make me a part of their band of marauders. If anyone would like to bring me into their crew, I'd be glad to help. I have had time out on a real sail-boat to know how everything works.
