*Lt. One...er...Capt. One stumbles back to the bridge. He gives a nervous look at the floating ghost of Capt. Qwerty.*
"Ahem...Capt. Qwerty left a will. First, he has named me as the new captain. No, really. It is right here in his own writing. Secondly, First Ensign Ricky is promoted to lieutenant. Secondly...no, thirdly...Aquazoo, Singi and Scotty are commended for their service to the Federation for duty above and beyond the call to action. They are given the Order of the Green Hippo. Lastly, the Captain wanted his body cremated and launched into space in the direction opposite Earth.
"Um, about this last one...We seem to be lost in an unknown galaxy, so finding the direction may be a problem."
"Oh, and has anybody seen Admiral Major? I was looking for him when all this stringy, unregulation hair business started."