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Re: Proverb

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:10 pm

CardinalRigatoni wrote:Man does not live on bread alone


um... I do.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Garlic » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:21 pm

My favorites growing up - I know, they're not relevant:
You can't have your cake and lay in it.
A bird in the hand gathers no moss.



And my own, humble, contributions:
There is never a right way to overcook pasta.
You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget the pirates with whom you ate pasta.
A meatball in the hand is worth two on the plate.
A closed mouth catches no noodly appendages.
A friend in need is a friend who has not been touched.
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up pasta sauce.
Better the mushroom you know than the fungus you don't know.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not cooked in the same pot.
La venganza del dios de fideos es muy sabrosa

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More scripture

Postby Tidepooler » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:55 pm

I will post this as a quote from my other post about Atkins, the evil one.

Dr. Atkins and his followers are the nemesis of FSM, may sauce be upon Him. Much like Satan is to the Christians. Afterall, what is a religion without a nemesis?

I denounce thee, Dr. Atkins, and all of thy faithful followers. For thy intentions are pure evil, and thou seek to seperate me from my God, FSM, may sauce be upon Him. Yea, the Church of Low Carbohydrates is dark in every way, and they seek to bring us into its darkness, eating only meat, cheese, eggs, and fats. Should one of us fall into this darkness, thou will find only unsatisfactory sustenance, for there is no variety. Two weeks in that sinful lifestyle will send thou running from the hell they hath put upon you. For thy unfulfillment in thy stomach shall turn thee toward the light.

And this, FSM, may sauce be upon Him, spake unto me.

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More Scripture

Postby CardinalRigatoni » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:05 pm

"He shall cover thee with his spaghetti, and under his marinara shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy parmesian and meatballs."

"I can do all things through FSM who marinates me."

Let us love, not in word or speech, but in pasta and wine.

Where no spaghetti is, the people fall: but in the multitude of pastas there is safety.

Cook pasta for others, as you would have them cook pasta for you.

:worship: :fsm_worried:

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Postby Solipsy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:13 am

"The meatball made with crackers may be dry, but the sauces shall keep it tasty."

"Cold, wet noodles are vile unto Our Lord Glob, unless thee intend to packeth them for lunch and reheat them at midday."

"Wiser is the man who keeps his mouth closed with pasta, than the fool who doth chew and speak, spittling like the beasts of the field."
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Postby In Altissimus » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:36 am

Use only the wooden spoon preparing the Holy Sauce in my best pan, otherwise you will surely feel the back of my not-so-Noodly appendage upon thee.

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Postby PastaDisciple » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:52 pm

Punnish not those but for a noodle for a noodle, a meatball for a meatball.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:08 pm

wouldn't that induce a food fight?

although, how better to please the Flying spaghetti monster than FLYING SPAGHETTI across a room? at someones postierior.

:fsm_glee:
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Postby Clachair » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:54 pm

Give a starving man spaghetti, and he will exhibit great mirth for a day.
Teach a starving man to cook spaghetti, and he will exhibit great girth and drink vast quanities of wine for the rest of his life.



bonsaikc wrote:His Noodliness helps those who help themselves to seconds!
Never lick a Gift Horse in the mouth.

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Postby Father Jerome » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:36 pm

A Proverb of Encouragement
for those who lack fingers
and forks
…………………………………..
Better that he, who hath no fork,
Eat with his fingers;
Better that he, who hath no fingers,
Eat with a fork. :roll:

Much better that he, who hath neither/nor,
Just pasta and sauce, and one meat-sa-ball,
Would lap what he could--straight off the floor,
And then roll that ball down the hall. :lol:

Oodles of Noodles, :worship:
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Postby sonofajoiner » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:23 pm

May I make the following small offering in praise of Him:

If thy sauce falleth in thy lap, sing praise that His Noodleyness has spareth’ed thy new shag pile.

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Postby Shoeman » Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:08 pm

An eyepatch is a sign of Good favor while wooden legs are signs that you need to watch out for cannons.

Tis an invitation of bad luck not to speak in the Blessed Language at least once a day, before mealtimes. Avast!


Ahoy there ye dogs. Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

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Beware the AntiPasta

Postby CardinalRigatoni » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:39 pm

I have been reading the posts and worry that the AntiPasta may try to gain control over the multitudes of Pastafarians. As long as we eat our pasta and do not overcook it, we shall be saved.

RAmen

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Postby ke_mikiao » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:48 pm

Do unto others what you would pay a stripper to do unto you.

Have no beer?? Underdog is here!!!!
(oldest cartoon i remember watching)

If at first you dont suceed...Drink excessively.

Winners never quit...because they cheat

Never eat yellow snow.

A bush in hand is worth about $25.00

Those who can, do: those who can't, teach: those who can't teach, are president.
"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay, Men in Black

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Postby NoodleNet » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:51 am

Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta.

If you can't say anything nice, fill up your mouth with pasta. Yum!

And once the garlic has been in the sauce, yea verily, thou must brush your tongue as well as your teeth, before thou layest with your wench.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster helps those who help themselves to second helpings.

For the Flying Spaghetti Monster hath said, always leave the campground nicer than you found it.

As a child I slurped noodles as a child, dribbled sauce as a child, and threw meatballs as a child. Now I see through the sauce darkly, and speak with the tongues of pirates, and all is sound and blurry if I have not love.

Faith, hope, and noodles; and of these, the greatest is noodles.
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On the Sixth Day, He Created Napkins


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