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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Sun Jul 23, 2006 12:10 pm

*Lt. One lies twitching on the floor. Within his mind, Qwerty and a gaseous purple cloud wrestle for control.*
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So...If you read, you will go broke.


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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:14 pm

*after many minutes of entertaining yet almost disturbing convulsions on the floor, Captian Qwerty's Ghostly Form rises out of the body, holding a Purple, Gaseous Form.*
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:39 pm

*Lt. One, lying on the floor, snorts in some of Ens. Ricky's tequila. He suddenly sits straight up, then begins coughing his head off.*
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Postby Hexene on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:41 am

*First Ensign Ricky sniffs silently, not because his pantaloons shrunk skin tight, but because his bottle of tequila is busted and is spilled over the brig’s floor…then he watches with startled eyes at Captian Qwerty's Ghostly Form rises out of the body of Lt. One, holding a Purple, Gaseous Form.*

“Singie! Throw some of your popcorn at the Gaseous form. It seems we are out of weapons that work up here!â€￾


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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:35 am

*snort...cough...HIC*

"Somebody...hic...get me...hic...a drink...hic..."
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:51 am

"...of water."

*gasp...snort...cough...hic*

"Ooooh. Why's the room spinning...hic?"
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:42 pm

*Lt. One gets unsteadily to his feet, swaying back and forth.*

"Ooh. I feel funny...hic."

*He runs his hands through his hair, and suddenly realizes it is now long and stringy.*

"Oh My FSM! What happened to my perfectly regulation hair?"
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Postby Hexene on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:00 pm

*First Ensign Ricky just stares at the purple popcorn disappearing, the struggling Lt. One trying to get up on his feet, and Singie drinking more alcohol*

"Lt. One! What happen to your hair? The purple popcorn is all gone and what in the blue-purple blazes is that form appearing over there!"
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:20 pm

*form waves hand*

"WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:54 am

"Ooooh. I don't feel so good. I'm going to...hic...take a lay down...hic."

*Lt. One stumbles off of the bridge, leaving everyone else to deal with the controls that are jammed by masses of duct tape. He wobbles down the corridor to the officers' cabins, then mistakenly enters Capt. Qwerty's. He bumps into Qwerty's desk and finds a sheet of paper.*

"My last will and testiment, by Captain Qwerty. Being of sound body and sometimes sound mind I...WTBV**???"



**What The Beer Volcano
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Postby Hexene on Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:12 am

"What’s up? Looking at your ghastly form, I think I want to hurl some Beer Volcanoes. Are you the Captain? If you are we had better figure out how to control this bucket through the avalanche of duct tape! Where did Lt. One go?"
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:22 am

*ghostly form eerily points to the officers cabins*
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:58 pm

*Lt. One reads through the document.*

"...mumble...mumble...Ricky...Aquazoo...Singi...Scotty...Me...??? Captain??? Capt. Qwerty made me the captain? Oh, dear...hic"
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:58 pm

*the ghostly form whistles*
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Postby Hexene on Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:10 am

"Singie that is a waste of good whiskey!"

*the ghostly form whistles*

*Ricky look toward the Cabin door and makes a dash for it.*

"Lt. One, Sir! Why are you mumbling that your the Captain now? Oh My FSM! Captain Qwerty made you Captain! Oh horror we now have two Captains......a drunk Captain One and a Ghostly Captain Qwerty. Oh dear this is just to much to digest now. Who is going to drive the Pastaprize now? Singie... I have the need for mass quanities of Whiskey!"
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