Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD got out of her chair and had a word with the clerk of the court. The pair of them approached Black Bart and proceeded to give him a flogging that The Black Spot would have been proud of..
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh then sat down in her chair and adjusted her wig and clothes. "OK" she said breathing heavily "Please continue Mr Prosecutor"
Van Helsing looked at Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD with newfound respect "Of course yer honour, where were we, Oh yes, Auntie Blackbeard you said that Tiddles ate yer parrott"
Auntie Blackbeard looked at the prosecutor and said "Yes she did but she didn't kill it"
Van Helsing "I may not be an expert on Parrots but I am led to believe that if a Cat eats a Parrot it usually results in death"
Auntie Blackbeard was visibly annoyed and raised her voice "No you imbecile, I meant that the Parrott was already dead when Tiddles ate it becuase it was killed by someone else, a well known Pirate Cap'n who killed it and gave it to her to eat", she then looked towards the public gallery and shouted with tears running down her face, "it was him...."
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.