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Postby demethos on Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:37 am

Yarrrr! Tizz-harrr!
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Postby Ushnor on Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:49 pm

ARRRRRRRRRmadillos are cool.
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Armadillos

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:15 am

An Armadillo went into a bar.

'I'll have a pint of beer' said the Armadillo

The Landlord thought: 'Armadillos are pretty stupid'

'Certainly' said the Landlord 'that'l be £10 and by the way, you don't
see many Armadillos in this pub

The Armadillo sais: 'I'm not suprised at these prices!' :D
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Ushnor on Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:20 am

ARRRRRRRkansas is a state in the USA.
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Postby Ushnor on Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:16 pm

The element ARRRRRgon

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Postby Cobweb on Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:38 pm

~ I'm likin' yer sense o' humor, matey!


The Aaaarachnid!
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Postby Ushnor on Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:20 pm

Why thank e' Cobweb! :mrgreen:
And nice picture too

Maybe you should put some ARRRRRugula in your spaghetti.
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Postby Pizazz on Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:48 am

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH


Ushnor- you rock my socks.
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Postby Kopfgeldjager on Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:45 pm

what do you do with with a drunken pirate what do you do with a drunken pirate earlie in teh morning

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHERE BE MY BOTTLE OF FINE BUNDY RUM
SAUSE FOR THE NOODLE GOD

MEATBALLS FOR TEH NOODLE BOWL
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Postby Cerberus on Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:35 pm

I don't know if the words "fine" and "bundy rum" can morally be used in the same sentence. Been sick off bundy a few too many times to be able to even stomach the smell any more.
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Postby Pizazz on Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:41 am

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhh...

Bundy is not particulalry fine, I like Cap'n Morgan meself... just this weekend two of my fine pyrate friends and I treated ourselves to a bottle. They also mixed their rum with bilgewater as the pyrates of old did... boy it was revolting and yet it gets you drunk verrrrrrrry quickly.

Mad John cheated because he is a stooge, and had a swig of mead after every mouthful of rum and bilgewater... stooge...
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Bang

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:17 am

BANG!

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrmageddon!

Do you feel lucky punk?
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Postby beagle on Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:10 pm

SSSHHHHH



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmistice
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Postby TheArchitect on Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:19 pm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!
Nothing better than that ta get ya ready fer plunderin'!
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Postby Dakkon on Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:49 pm

:fsm_angry: YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHH :fsm_angry:


in north carolina the last black beard impersonator dubbed me his compadre! back at my first try at getting religion out of school. i was in 4th grade and i got kicked out. and black beard could never come back. the next year they had a magic show instead. that was a long time ago Yargh. now i be in college. sad times. it twas.
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