How can you tell that the new hire is a blonde?
By the white-out all over the PC monitor
One day, the new blonde office worker noticed that her printer was out of paper - she had but one sheet left.
She politely inquired, from a co-worker, where she may obtain additional blank paper. The co-worker, in a hurry, suggested the xerox machine as a source.
Later, someone noticed the blonde getting paper from the xerox machine, one sheet at a time - it seems she put her blank page in the machine, and set it for 50 copies ....
A poor guy was stranded at the side of the road in his antique auto. It seems that his battery was flat, and he needed either a jump or some help push-starting the machine.
Unfortunately, he did not have any jumper cables.
A helpful blonde, in a large SUV noticed his plight, and offered to help - but she did not have cables, either.
He suggested a push-start would easily get his antique going again, as it had a generator, not an alternator, and once going, this would re-charge the battery.
However, the car was old, and it needed to be going about 25-30 or so, before it would start - weak fuel pump. He explained this carefully to the blonde driving the big SUV.
He got behind the wheel of his car, and she drove around behind his auto.
But, instead of feeling a gentle tap on his rear bumper, he noticed it was mysteriouly quiet.
What? he thought, and turned his head around --- only to see that she had backed 'waaaay down the road, so as to get a running start, so that she could be up to 30 mph for the push ....