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Postby The Nerd on Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:46 am

A Father and his daughter go to their local Doctor and the Dad asks the Doctor for birth control for his daughter. The Doc asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?"

Dad says, "No she just lays there like her Mom."
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Postby Goat Starer on Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:55 am

Nerd, that 'joke' is a very good way of judging the character of a person.

Is there an ignore user function on this forum?
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Postby The Nerd on Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:56 am

Goat Starer wrote:Nerd, that 'joke' is a very good way of judging the character of a person.

Is there an ignore user function on this forum?


If you think so.

So, would you say that every single comedian in "The Aristocrats" is a bad person?
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Postby Alpaca on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:51 pm

Both of you, quiet, now. Keep it to the jokes. We have a lovely private messaging system for personal arguments.
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Postby The Nerd on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:57 pm

So a blonde and her boyfriend are out hunting. After camping for the night, she wakes up but cannot awake her boyfriend. Panicked, she calls 911 on her cell phone.

"911, how may I assist you?"

"My boyfriend won't wake up. I'm scared!"

"Well, the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead," the 911 operator instructs.

The blonde puts the phone down, and then there's a "BANG!"

She picks the phone back up. "Okay, now what?"
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:45 am

A Dilbert strip from a couple of years back:

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Postby concept on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:56 am

Sorry if this was already posted, but I didn't see it:

Q: What do you call the useless part around a vagina?

A: The woman.
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Postby blackbag on Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:47 pm

Whats the definition of a brave man,

He comes home drunk, covering lipstick and stinking of perfume, slaps his wife on the arse and says "your next fatty".
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:14 pm

Q; What's the difference between a clitoris & a remote control?

A: Men can usually find the remote control - and if they can't, they'll ask.

(the 2nd part of the answer was my addition - heh)
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun May 18, 2008 6:44 pm

I agree
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