Male cheuvanist pigs.

[The Nerd]

A Father and his daughter go to their local Doctor and the Dad asks the Doctor for birth control for his daughter. The Doc asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?"

Dad says, "No she just lays there like her Mom."

[Goat Starer]

Nerd, that 'joke' is a very good way of judging the character of a person.

Is there an ignore user function on this forum?

[The Nerd]

Nerd, that 'joke' is a very good way of judging the character of a person.

Is there an ignore user function on this forum?

If you think so.

So, would you say that every single comedian in "The Aristocrats" is a bad person?

[Alpaca]

Both of you, quiet, now. Keep it to the jokes. We have a lovely private messaging system for personal arguments.

[The Nerd]

So a blonde and her boyfriend are out hunting. After camping for the night, she wakes up but cannot awake her boyfriend. Panicked, she calls 911 on her cell phone.

"911, how may I assist you?"

"My boyfriend won't wake up. I'm scared!"

"Well, the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead," the 911 operator instructs.

The blonde puts the phone down, and then there's a "BANG!"

She picks the phone back up. "Okay, now what?"

[St John the Blasphemist]

A Dilbert strip from a couple of years back:

[concept]

Sorry if this was already posted, but I didn't see it:

Q: What do you call the useless part around a vagina?

A: The woman.

[blackbag]

Whats the definition of a brave man,

He comes home drunk, covering lipstick and stinking of perfume, slaps his wife on the arse and says "your next fatty".

[St John the Blasphemist]

Q; What's the difference between a clitoris & a remote control?

A: Men can usually find the remote control - and if they can't, they'll ask.

(the 2nd part of the answer was my addition - heh)

[lordpunkmonk]

I agree