Okay, so my best friend is the biggest woman-hater I've ever met. The thing is, her name is Sabrina. I've known her for about 9 years now, and she's the biggest male cheuvanist pig there is. That alone would be funny enough to start a thread, but I'll save the details of that for a later date. Right now, though, I have a request of you, my dear reader and forum posting brothers and sisters: I want all of your "Male Cheuvanist Pig" jokes. Just to get it started, and to show you what I mean, here are the very few that I know:
Q: What do you call a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q: What does it mean when your woman comes out of thekitchen yelling at you?
A: It means you made her chain too long.
Now you get the gist. Help me expand her humorous repetoire with your additions to this thread.
Note to the readers of the fairer sex - please take no offence, as this thread is for the benifit of a female.
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