Captain Jack gave the singing Bart a stern look.
Its no use continuing with that Kylie Minogue impression Mr Bart, it fools no one and the court is awake to your tricks. Mr Bailiff, kindly take the remaining Fish Head Cakes and place them on the floor of the dock around the defendent. If you would then please go and retrieve the case of Budweisser from the pound that DaveL was convicted of trying to sell as beer to the Pirastica hooligans last week.
The bailiff returned with a case of "beer".
Now Mr Bailiff, please be so good as to empty the contents of several of the bottles over the Fish Head Cakes and then retreat to the alcove over there and stand guard with your musket aimed at the Cakes, waiting for my signal. Mr bart, any more of your nonsense and I will order the bailiff to fire upon the Fish Head Cakes, do you understand.
Everyone present shies away from the dock as bart grunts his acknowledgement.
Now no more of your silly attempts to escape justice. Mr Prosecutor proceed if you please.
Yes M'lud. I present prosecution exhibit A, a pamphlet the accused was found handing out to unwary seamen at the docks on the 15th instance.
The Prosecuter sat down with a smug smile
BART'S FAMOUS FISHE HEADE STEWE
Just one Piece of Eight per bowl
Get your tickets here
(Redeemable at B&P's Food Emporium Portsmouth)
CAUTION: EAT AT OWN RISK