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Postby kat » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:26 am

So long as it ain't that gnats wee you Americans have the nerve to call Budweiser I am not bothered!


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Postby chuck212 » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:59 pm

it could be natraully made beer! beer has very simple ingriedients but perhaps it is holy beer blessed by the fsm
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:02 pm

I'm sure there must be some kind of cliff someplace on the volcano resulting in a waterfall, and if you want espresso, it'd be espresso!

me, I'm underage. so GO BARQS!
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Postby Twice Baked » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:20 pm

In Oregon, only Republicans drink Bud. (Everyone else smokes it)
The rest of us drink microbrews.
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Postby Grey » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:36 pm

Lol.

I'm underage and I don't like alchol, so Barq's and caffeine for moi.
Oh! and A&W from a waterfall so it's all frothy!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:34 pm

A&W is good too. its not really like a 'if I can't get barqs A&W is an alright substitute', A&W is really just a different taste. goes well with popcorn chicken! :D

but Mugs.... Mugs is just crap.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:01 pm

you're outclassed here, alcohol boy!
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Postby Grey » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:36 pm

*chuckles*

Yeah, I like Barq's the best. It has a nice bite to it. A&W is good from the tap, and I agree, Mug is revolting. I'll revert to cherry coke before I drink it.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:39 pm

ew, cherry coke. of course, I don't like cherry's anyway.
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Postby Grey » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:42 pm

*le gasp*
BLASPHEMY!
Ok, not really. They stopped selling *sniffle* Barq's at my school, so I went to cherry/black cherry vanilla coke.

I <3 cherries, myself.
But then, I get 'em fresh off the tree pretty much, and you might not.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:51 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:(this is all my opinion and belief on heaven) oh don't worry, the biggest volcano is extremely easy to get to. it's just if you want to climb some other volcanos and get something like those 'expensive' free beers, you can. and remember, there is no fatigue in heaven. well.. you can wear camo if you want, but you never get tired or sick or anything. you aren't immidiately strong, but you're healthy and can excercise literally constantly. so climbing the mountians would only take time. but you've got all the time in heaven. :wink:


Ditto on the opinion, part.. here's what I'd like to believe: All the earthly beverages should be available on request at the main volcano, but beverages never tasted by human lips can be found at far-flung springs and volcanos for which one can piratically search for, trade and plunder. There should not be any money there, but we've got to pirate SOMEthing!
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:39 pm

yeah, like 'net video games where you only pay for service, but theres got to be SOMETHING to trade. like special coinage.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:28 am

funny... I was just reading some old thread, and they started talking about how Doc's avatar was the guy Depp played in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas... :twisted:
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Postby Aeger » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:01 pm

I'm with Kat on this one, seems to me that in order for it to be heaven, the beer must be subjective.

Indeed, all things must be for a certain extent subjective, or changing for the individual, because one thing can't please everyone, so there have to be innumerable variations on that one thing for every person who wants to come in contact with it.

SO I have always reffered to it as Subjective Beer, officially the Beer of Subject, or "BS"
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Postby Aeger » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:19 pm

Actually I've been here for about a year, but I have posted in the BIG RED START FORUM anyway, right-o
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