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Postby No Beard on Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:29 pm

HEY! that stew is good
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Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:35 pm

Oi be very suspicious o usin the werde goode in connection wiv Bart's fish 'ed stewe. Oi seem ter recall its been classified a weapon o mass destruction by the Piratica high council.

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Postby No Beard on Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:37 pm

hehehe it dos 'ave a bite
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Postby E.Raser on Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:29 am

No Beard wrote:why dont we just be steeln' it? :pirate_fish:



Do you know how that engine drink ?
How many litres/mile?
If not a sailing vessel :fsm_yarr: :fsm_yarr: it is easier steeling Nimitz aircraft carrier, by its nuclear engines, that a diesel like that one.
There is another question :mrgreen:
We know that reduction of pirates increased global heating :worship:
But did Bobby know the graph :worship: increase of pirates :worship: increase of London Lloyd Insurance bill ?$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
You know that the pirate's risk is a voice of the risk of underwriter.
We need an agreement of 10% of the increase :mrgreen:
before to have a realistic plan :mrgreen:
And what about the interversio possessionis ?
Remember that I am a pirate gentleman!!!!! :mrgreen:
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Postby Griffin on Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:41 pm

Problemo solved: Free Ship
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Postby E.Raser on Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:45 pm

Griffin wrote:Problemo solved: Free Ship


may be....in the ships's field.....you never know :mrgreen:
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:48 am

No Beard wrote:i say we sould name it after Black Bart


Trouble is, who be wantin' to own a ship called "The Two Headed Crew Poisoner"?
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Postby No Beard on Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:36 am

hehehehe yarg i meant jamica :fsm_yarr:
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Postby kat on Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:02 am

The Pirate Republic of Two Headed Crew Poisoner
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:27 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:46 am

nef yoo snuks en an steels all yer rum caek candeez und uver yummee fings
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:11 pm

Yer on thinne ice, NefYoo.
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Re: Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:55 pm

I no on any ice anti pond but I hear for a ship ! I bid won bag woks an small bag of big buttons irrr.
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Re: Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:01 am

How about this one?

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It's only US $4,600,000 :whistle:
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Re: Pirate Ship For Sale

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:16 am

^
Ooooooh that's a luverlee shyppe...does they haccept luncheon vouchers...or Cronans?
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