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James Belman wrote:Hello my fellow pastafarians. I have recently been touched by his noodly appendage and have learned the truth.
Although spreading the word of pastafarianism has become my life I feel that more could be done, my friends.
You see I recently learnt of a museum of creationism. Though I was gald of thier victory I fealt saddened that we pastafarians had no such place of our own!
It is thus that I concluded that we must have a Museum of The Flying Spaghetti Monster!!
We could hire special effects artists to make animatronic FSM robots. We could also have a ride similar to Disneys Pirates Of The Caribbean ride to show visitors Pastifarians in worship!
Can you not see that this is the will of our noodly lord?
^Here is a link to a video about The Museum of Creationsim^
Museum of FSM:
6. Iâ€™d Really Rather You Didnâ€™t Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might Be A Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.
1. Iâ€™d Rather You Didnâ€™t Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness.
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