The beer volcano is only for beer lovers. If you'd prefer a different beverage, the volcano will adjust to your needs.
Also: when she is in heaven, she will not have her physical body and thus ought to be free of any allergies.
Plus: Strippers are for people who like strippers. If your wife likes strippers, she shall have strippers. If she'd rather have a discussion with Plato and Jonny Depp, she shall have that.
If she is a Fembot, I don't know. What do Fembots fantasize about, anyway?
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!
Dona Nobis Pasta