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I'm afraid my wife will not make it to heaven.

Postby kat on Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:48 pm

Are people who are allergic to hops allergic to beer volcanos and how are strippers who earned heaven distinguished from factory made ones?

Or, was she ACTUALLY factory made all along and I am blessed?
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Postby KC Observer on Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:42 pm

Look closer, :twisted: She must be a Fembot. You ARE blessed!
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:06 pm

The beer volcano is only for beer lovers. If you'd prefer a different beverage, the volcano will adjust to your needs.

Also: when she is in heaven, she will not have her physical body and thus ought to be free of any allergies.

Plus: Strippers are for people who like strippers. If your wife likes strippers, she shall have strippers. If she'd rather have a discussion with Plato and Jonny Depp, she shall have that.

If she is a Fembot, I don't know. What do Fembots fantasize about, anyway?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:58 pm

Manbots?

something tells me theres going to be alot of Male STrippers who look like Johnny Depp in about 30 years...
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