Pastafarian Restaurant

[His Worshipper]

Do you think we should start a Pastafarian restaurant?
If so, where?
What other foods should it server besides Pasta?

[Tickle]

Any restaurant that has pasta is a Pastafarian restaurant... They just don't know it.

[His Worshipper]

We'll get a grant from someone....
lol

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

I will be starting one.

Look for 'The Scarlet Begonia' in Nelson, BC in about 5 or 6 years.

[Alpaca]

Be sure there's a Begonia Bastard Scarlat Special, or some such annoyingly alliterative appetizer.

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Update: The Goddess announced yesterday she wants to open up a World Noodle House, focusing on noodles and pasta from (you guessed it) all over the world. I of course was thrilled, but told her we've got to have a mural of the FSM on the ceiling. Still years away, and subject to development, but it's a start.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

if anyone made a restaurant I would totally fly over to eat copious ammounts of food as soon as I could.

of course, thats probably so many years away the restaruant might not be there anymore...

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Should be bang-on timewise for you to fly up here (5 or 6 years, could be less), and you'd be legal age to taste the beer volcano by that time (in Canuckistan). It'll be world beer, too!

Hmmn... now to find someone else to open up a Pastafarian Strip Club... Tansy?

[yodaman23]

If we do, the waiters uniform with be pirate garb.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

or stirpper apparrel *huge grin*

[E.Raser]

and a new restaurant can cost over a quarter million dollars to set up.

Start by a trike bike with a boiler of spaghetti and music of Mozart$$$$$$$$$$$$

[black bart]

What about an on-line restaurant...

Instead of Google...Noogle!

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Perhaps we need Pastafarian Fast Food....
How about a "Scurvy Burger" chain?

Also, for those in Western Canada, White Spot's kiddie meals come in "Pirate Paks"... little paperboard pirate ships with the food in the cargo hold, complete with a little styrofoam cup of ice cream and the mandatory chocolate doubloon. Hint of a Pastafarian influence?

http://www.whitespot.com/whitespot/menulmkid.htm

What year was the Pirate Pak born?

On Saturday, July 23rd, 1968, carhops dressed as pirates appeared at every White Spot to promote the launch of the Pirate Pak. A full kid’s meal, complete with a chocolate doubloon, was served in a colourful cardboard pirate ship.

A regional holiday, perhaps? I shall drink rum to it!

[NeferKa]

I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!

Noogle is also good fun.

I bet the FSM strip club would be successful. I bet the patrons wouldn't even question why there are peg legs, parrots, and eye patches. However, I bet there would be protests outside of it or cities would try to change their zoning laws to put it out of business. That could be fun.

[boghog]

I like Scurvy Burger! "Arrrgghhh! Welcome to Scccccccccurvy Burrrrrrrger! Can I take yer orrrrrder?" I bet the toys in the kid's meals would be great!

Breakfast might get confrontational:

"Yarr. Can I take yer order?"

"Yes, I'd like the breakfast combo with orange juice."

"Avast, ye wretch! Thar be no orange juice here. Ye can have coffee or grog."

"But I want orange juice!"

"Then go to McDonalds. This be Scurvy Burger for a reason. Yarr."