Hell?

[Alpaca]

Still, in heaven, missionary pirates aren't as useful as on Earth, though they rock harder, because they're heavenly, and they're PIRATES!

Now, what do we do about those who'd think the stripper factory was sinful? While they're in heaven?

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

The stripper factory creates what they desire, so their strippers will probably have clothes, until they loosen up a bit. Remember, much of their morality and perception of sin is based on trying to follow the rules for getting into Heaven... once they're there, it'll be a little easier for them to adopt the Flimsy Moral Standards.

[onlinebiker]

After consuming much Guinness Stout one night, I had a vison revealed to me by his Noodlyness....

FSM Hell is EXACTLY like FSM Heaven --- except the beer volcano only issues forth stale keg beer, and the stripper factory only issues out a likeness of Janet Reno....

It's too horrible to contemplate..........


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Biker

[Qwertyuiopasd]

funny, thats what we've been saying. if you're really bad, you have to wash stuff in a humid pit, taking dishes from the pasta diner. after a while you get out, but the beer is bad, and the strippers aren't good either.

[Poincare's Stepchild]

Is it possible that the Flying Spaghetti Monster would lash the miscreants with his Noodly Appendage? That is, whip them with a wet noodle?

[onlinebiker]

It's also important to note that there's only one "unforgivable sin" that'll end you up in FSM Hell..........

Serving spaghetti with catsup....

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(shudder)



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Biker

[Zen]

Spaghetti with ketchup??? That's sick.

Now, what about Kraft Dinner with ketchup? It's a bit of a Canadian tradition... um, and I may be guilty of a few transgressions over the years. Oh yeah, and sometimes with chopped up hotdogs in there, too.

Shall I be forgiven?

[Alpaca]

Kraft dinners are disgusting enough, IMHO. I think you've been punished enough by eating the damn thing.

[boghog]

Now, what about Kraft Dinner with ketchup? It's a bit of a Canadian tradition... um, and I may be guilty of a few transgressions over the years.

I used to be a fan of Worcestershire sauce on my Kraft Dinner.

As far as ketchup on pasta, it's still not as odd as my "improvised alfredo" sauce: ranch dressing, mustard and parmesan cheese.

[Swatopluk]

Obviously there are different perceptions about the nature of catsup. Some sorts you can get over here do very well with spaghetti while there are some brands of tomato sauce that definitely don't. The unforgivable catsup is probably of the sugar dyed red variety with no tomato within ten miles of production.

[Pirate Priest]

In the gospel it says the penguins were banished to a place equivlant of christian hell, Antarctica, but I guess that is more like hell on Earth and only the worst of the worst go there during their life then when they die they drink stale beer, have to settle for shemale strippers, and wash the endless sink of dirtied pasta dishes

[blackbag]

I would like to think that the FSM does not spend his valuble time interfering with the prior arrangements made by anyone regarding their afterlives. As for those that have failed to book places in the nivarna of their choice in life - I personally would hope the FSM will welcome them with open noodles, the more the merrier.