To my brothers and sisters of our beloved Creator of Goodness and of Nourishment.
Something must be done. Our internets and bandwidths are being pummeled by our lacking of organized online Piracy. Thus, I propose action, and make a request.
I wish to become our representative and Arbiter of Alfredo to the Microsoft network, and lead a new fleet upon the lack of sauce, to pillage and otherwise stabalize the situation. Should you wish to contact me:
Now, onto my plan.
First, I will gather as many Pastafarian's as possible, including my recently converted scurvy allies. We will all bare the mark of the Jolly Roger and bring the subtle and tastey dish that is Him to the hungry, non-pillaged people of Halo 2.
I feel, granted with this duty, I could help spread the word of Him, and his Omnipotent Noodly Appendages, and grant more understanding to our cause.
Please review my request, and may He touch you all.