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Jelly
by black bart on Mon May 22, 2006 10:01 am
YYYAAARRR - ye'r wit be as sharp as a Jelly Fish!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by walktheplank on Mon May 22, 2006 12:10 pm
you be as good a pirate as Charles Clarke was home secretary.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Ouch
by black bart on Mon May 22, 2006 12:50 pm
That's below the belt even for you...
Why, why...Ye'r nothin but a Sunken Chested Desk scrubber!
Why, why...Ye'r nothin but a Sunken Chested Desk scrubber!
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by walktheplank on Tue May 23, 2006 6:03 am
ye be a festering pile of locust droppings
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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crispo
by black bart on Tue May 23, 2006 9:09 am
Bah...ye be a crispy locust sandwich with added weevils!
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by Joy of Pasta on Tue May 23, 2006 12:56 pm
Bah the lot o' ya's. Ya couldn't wag yer tongues any worst than iffen ya had to swab the deck with 'em.
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Re: crispo
by DaveL on Tue May 23, 2006 5:37 pm
black bart wrote:Bah...ye be a crispy locust sandwich with added weevils!
YArrrrr...
That be an excellent Piratey taste sensation Bart!
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by walktheplank on Wed May 24, 2006 9:03 am
if ye were on fire I wouldn't let the snot from me nose fall on ye
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Snotty
by black bart on Wed May 24, 2006 9:07 am
Bah...from the size o your conk there'd be enough snot to sink a gallion!
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by The Black Spot on Wed May 24, 2006 9:25 am
Arrr, ye can talk! If ye has a snotty nose, ye daren't sniff it - yer head'd explode!
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Nose City
by black bart on Wed May 24, 2006 9:57 am
YYYAARRR - Where be ye from matey? - Nose City! 
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by The Black Spot on Wed May 24, 2006 10:43 am
Arrr, I hear ye has connections wi' organised crime. The Cosa Nostril.
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by Joy of Pasta on Wed May 24, 2006 11:31 am
The Black Spot wrote:Arrr, I hear ye has connections wi' organised crime. The Cosa Nostril.
Arrr, you blew that one up good.
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by Swatopluk on Wed May 24, 2006 3:47 pm
His nostrils are big enough that an expedition of spelunkers got lost there last month. They call him captain mammoth for more than one reason.
Onward noodly pirates!
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