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Postby Tickle » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:20 pm

*sigh*. You can't capture the fluffy bunnies of doom with a net! They have psychological problems... deep psychological problems...
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Postby jekka » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:41 pm

But what if it's a net with psychological problems??
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Postby His Worshipper » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:37 pm

Incase you didn't read the Gospel, it clearly states that Lama's were sent down from the heavens to spy on Australians....
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Postby jdogmoney » Sat May 13, 2006 12:46 am

It seems we should hold animals that resemble the FSM in higher regard, such as the octopus, with its single large meatball and 8 noodly appendages.



What are some more FSM-like animals?
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Postby Richard A Montague. » Sat May 13, 2006 11:32 am

what about those parrots and teeny tiny monkeys pirates always have?
Would those be considered holy?
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Sat May 13, 2006 2:01 pm

Parrots, certainly. Monkeys, I'll have to think about. Their case would be improved if they have an eye patch.
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Postby alexrose » Sat May 13, 2006 9:49 pm

Isn't the holy animal thing obvious?

It's humans of course! Humans are obviously the FSM's favourite animal because it is to one of us that he has revealed himself.

Think about it:.

In Hinduism you can't eat beef.

In FSMism you can't eat human.

This has the added benefit that anyone here can call refer to themselves as a "holy" creature.

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sun May 14, 2006 2:01 pm

I think the only holy animals sbould be leo, and the Schnauzoids.
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Postby leapofaith97 » Sun May 14, 2006 7:51 pm

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Postby StephyMerirosvo » Mon May 22, 2006 4:09 am

animal: hippopotamice. Why: they're just sooo cute. Will the stripper factory make naked dancing hippopotamices?

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Postby Goat Starer » Mon May 22, 2006 7:58 am

I'm not at all sure about worshiping animals (although I have a quiet respect for goats, ducks and frogs). If there is going to be any worship however I would like to put forward the spaghetti coral as a candidate.....

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Postby Goat Starer » Mon May 22, 2006 8:01 am

PS. in the interest of giving credit where credit is due this image is from the wonderful ReefNews http://www.reefnews.com/reefnews/news/v ... ghett.html
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Postby Alpaca » Mon May 22, 2006 8:37 am

And as an added bouns, the name doesn't require me to try to spell anenomenemomenomene.

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Postby Snorky » Mon May 22, 2006 2:50 pm

Image

:mrgreen: Great pic !!!

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(translation: God created people in His own image, from the bible, genesis 1.27)

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Postby Tickle » Mon May 22, 2006 2:55 pm

I wasn't sure whether that was a real dog when I first saw it... Weird. :o

We see the invisible pink unicorn a lot around here... Even though it's invisible... :? :?

Edit: I think I'm going crazy... More than usual... Did you mention the IPU and then edit it out?
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