Reminds me of a wonderful story a lecturer told as an 'interlude' last year... he visited a friend who owned a sheep farm in the Australian outback, and witnessed said friend performing that 'procedure' on the non-breeding rams.... with two bricks.
As one, all the male members of the lecture theatre winced.... (1st year biochem, approaching 500 people in total)
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by The Meromorph on Mon May 15, 2006 4:47 pm
The rest of that story goes:-
"Doesn't that hurt?" the man asked.
"Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way." replied the farmer.
"Doesn't that hurt?" the man asked.
"Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way." replied the farmer.
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon May 15, 2006 6:07 pm
Auntie Dee Dee wrote:What's a rhyme?
Eunuch (YOO nuk) only rhymes with You Schmuck.
When you had Leo 'fixed' he became a eunuch.
ah, I was just pronouncing it wrong. (EE-YOO-ENCH) I think my brain put an extrea E there...
innit strange how Phonetical isn't Phonetical?
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by Sir Francis Drake on Tue May 16, 2006 3:05 pm
Maybe the stripper factory is actually just an entertainment place, and like the beer volcano changes according to taste.
So maybe Bobby likes strippers. I don't, so maybe it would be a sing-along cabaret for me, and a movie theater, arcade or water park for someone else.
So maybe Bobby likes strippers. I don't, so maybe it would be a sing-along cabaret for me, and a movie theater, arcade or water park for someone else.
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by Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed May 17, 2006 12:48 am
Anyways, the strippers need some musical accompaniment, and if you don't enjoy seeing strippers, you probably can't see them, so the Show Stage should have something for everybody.
I suppose the factory can tune up vocal chords and clumsy fingers as well.
I suppose the factory can tune up vocal chords and clumsy fingers as well.
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by Griffin on Wed May 17, 2006 6:04 am
Where do you all get these ideas from? I'd always assumed that the stripper factory was full of men with their bums hanging out the top of their trousers busily engaged in stripping paint and wallpaper.
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by Sir Francis Drake on Wed May 17, 2006 11:49 am
Now that I'd enjoy 
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Wed May 17, 2006 5:11 pm
o.O ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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by aquazoo on Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Griffin wrote:Where do you all get these ideas from? I'd always assumed that the stripper factory was full of men with their bums hanging out the top of their trousers busily engaged in stripping paint and wallpaper.
Some are assembling film onto several layers of mylar for the lithograpy industry. The dot etchers and platemakers are feeling a bit left out. Of course, this is all prior to desktop publishing technology.
Their bums did not show quite as much, since they generally were leaning over a light table rather than squatting.
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