Eunuch Strippers?

[t3h.Dr0w]

firstly, i pose this question out of CURIOSITY ONLY. Eunuchs are not my thing. neither are chipmonks.


Do the stripper factories in heaven turn out Eunuch's?

my guess would be yes, but they would probably be invisible to those not interested. also, how would a (clothed) eunuch wench dress?

think on that one.

[Scruffy05]

Personally I think I'll be spending too much time swimming around the beer volcano to make it over to the strippers.

Just my opinion though

Edit: That and my SO would kill me. Yeah, I'm already in heaven, but dammit, she will find a way.

[Entropy]

7] People are people, not objects. Don't treat them like they are, and you won't have trouble.

I suppose being produced in a factory with some sort of pick-and-chose method of controlling what one gets doesn't objectify these people. Why so angry in the first place?

[Scruffy05]

OK, quick check... who was that to!?!?!?

[Scruffy05]

Entropy.

The post before it.

Ok... just making sure I wasn't on the <beep>list. Thank you for your patience in this matter. <Walks away non-chalantly whistling>

By the way, being a Pratchett fan, I have much of it as 'Books on Tape' if you are interested. I find it helps on those nights I can't sleep.

[Rasti]

I'd like to think that if you 'want' eunuch strippers, then there'll be such, just as if you wanted one with 3 nips and one eye, in that particular shade of blue that you love, so be it.

Such is the power and grace of the Divine Noodle
So Pasta it Be!
RAmen

[Blackspot_Isaiah]

firstly, i pose this question out of CURIOSITY ONLY. Eunuchs are not my thing. neither are chipmonks.


Do the stripper factories in heaven turn out Eunuch's?

my guess would be yes, but they would probably be invisible to those not interested. also, how would a (clothed) eunuch wench dress?

think on that one.

Hmm. I don't want to get too detailed but isn't "eunuch wench" a contadiction in terms? On second thought, maybe I shouldn't ask.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

but it is a rhyme.

alhtouhg I don't know, and don't really care to know what an Eunuch is... I'ma go over.. china now...

[arkady]

Reminds me of a wonderful story a lecturer told as an 'interlude' last year... he visited a friend who owned a sheep farm in the Australian outback, and witnessed said friend performing that 'procedure' on the non-breeding rams.... with two bricks.

As one, all the male members of the lecture theatre winced.... (1st year biochem, approaching 500 people in total)

[The Meromorph]

The rest of that story goes:-
"Doesn't that hurt?" the man asked.
"Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way." replied the farmer.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

What's a rhyme?

Eunuch (YOO nuk) only rhymes with You Schmuck.

When you had Leo 'fixed' he became a eunuch.

ah, I was just pronouncing it wrong. (EE-YOO-ENCH) I think my brain put an extrea E there...

innit strange how Phonetical isn't Phonetical?

[Sir Francis Drake]

Maybe the stripper factory is actually just an entertainment place, and like the beer volcano changes according to taste.

So maybe Bobby likes strippers. I don't, so maybe it would be a sing-along cabaret for me, and a movie theater, arcade or water park for someone else.

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

Anyways, the strippers need some musical accompaniment, and if you don't enjoy seeing strippers, you probably can't see them, so the Show Stage should have something for everybody.

I suppose the factory can tune up vocal chords and clumsy fingers as well.

[Griffin]

Where do you all get these ideas from? I'd always assumed that the stripper factory was full of men with their bums hanging out the top of their trousers busily engaged in stripping paint and wallpaper.

[Sir Francis Drake]

Now that I'd enjoy !