Well, if the meatballs idea didn't strike a chord, perhaps I can recommend the excellent chinese takeaway that used to be opposite the Wharf Mill furniture warehouse (don't know if it's still there). Their Beef and Tomatoes dish was exceptionally delicious, I recall.
I'm reinforcing my recommendation because I believe your need for a tasty and nutritious meal to share with friends and family is increasing rapidly. You are beginning to sound frenetic...
Take them there on the bus, perhaps?
We aren't overly concerned with 'converting' people from other beliefs, you know. It's funny to talk about for a little while, but it gets old pretty quickly.
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Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
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by The Meromorph on Mon May 08, 2006 3:10 pm
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Re: Is this the flying spaghetti monster?
by Duke on Tue May 09, 2006 4:12 pm
Goat Starer wrote:Following on from the spectacular appearance of the FSM in the leaflet holders of First Bus Bradford, Yorkshire, UK which was CLEARLY the Real Thing (but which some DOUBTING HERETICS believed to be an OWL!) I have decided to clear all such issues up with this conversation. Please post questionable sightings for confirmation of authenticity by the faithful.
I will start you off with this one. A friend of mine who saw the photo on my little free site http://www.freewebs.com/anthonywad_2000/ has sent me this sighting on a fence in Milton Keynes (a rather nasty concrete new town in southern England whose horrible football team are a disgrace but we will let that pass for the moment).
So is this the real thing or is it a HERESY?
It looks like a slightly noodly owl. However, could this be an owl specially created by His Great Noodlyness, in his own image(sort of)?
Duke
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by Goat Starer on Mon May 15, 2006 8:23 am
the Owl Heresy is once again gaining strength! As such I am posting a graphical representation of the First Bus / FSM appearance to help clear this up a bit.....
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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by Sir Francis Drake on Mon May 15, 2006 12:33 pm
Hmmm... there's something not-so-vaguely scrotal about that graphic. There, I've said it.
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by Goat Starer on Mon May 15, 2006 7:24 pm
I know 
worrying isn't it!
worrying isn't it!Best regards
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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by Dr. Otis Lansa on Mon May 15, 2006 7:31 pm
[Coors Light Comment* deleted]
I'm NOT explaining.
*Tasteless and offensive
I'm NOT explaining.
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by Blackspot_Isaiah on Mon May 15, 2006 9:43 pm
Dr. Otis Lansa wrote:Oy... you lot just gave me a rather inappropriate idea for a representation of the FSM, but it involves a mirror and long blond dreadlocks in an awkward area. The mirror, I could get, but the other ain't happening.
I'm NOT explaining.
Hmm. Would be a testimony for sure. Perhaps a nude testement? Check with your dictionary or a Latin linguist. I think I have said enough.
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by Duke on Tue May 16, 2006 2:36 am
Let's change the subject, shall we?
Could there be a connection?
Duke
Could there be a connection?
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Goat Starer on Tue May 16, 2006 8:32 am
has this rather remarkable tale of pirates and spaghetti surfaced on the forum before?
http://www.nathanscheck.com/diary/?section=4
http://www.nathanscheck.com/diary/?section=4
Best regards
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Goat
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"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw
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