Garr, yer jes' a scum-eating, sun-basted, mug-faced weevil!
Duke
FSM Discussion
Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Moderator: All Things Mods
by Duke on Fri May 12, 2006 2:14 pm
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
-
Duke - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
- Location: The Sunburnt Edge of the Western World
Lobster
by black bart on Mon May 15, 2006 7:52 am
YYYAAARRR yer ship be as Leaky as a Lobster Pot!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by walktheplank on Mon May 15, 2006 8:15 am
ye are as ugly as a monkey chewing a wasp
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-
walktheplank - Lumache Lieutenant
- Posts: 585
- Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:34 am
Barrel
by black bart on Mon May 15, 2006 9:09 am
YYYAAARRR ye make as much sense as a barrel o baboons!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by Pachyderm on Mon May 15, 2006 12:51 pm
Ye be a pale, panty-waisted scrapin' off ov a tanner's barrel. Oi've found more interestin' fings in me dunny arter fish-'ead stoo.
------(\ /)------
-----(o.o)-----
-----(> <)-----
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddly as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig
-----(o.o)-----
-----(> <)-----
This is Bunny.
Bunny, as cute and cuddly as he may appear, is bent on world domination.
To achieve this he has decided to start by taking over teh intarweb, a step towards his ultimate goal.
To help him complete his quest and therefore ensure bunny domination, copy and paste him into your sig
- Pachyderm
- Fusilli Fuselier
- Posts: 180
- Joined: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:16 am
- Location: The Doldrums
by The Black Spot on Tue May 16, 2006 9:01 am
Ow dares ye! Yer look like the bits a cannibal would leave on the side o' his plate!
-
The Black Spot - Stripmeister
- Posts: 2276
- Joined: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:55 pm
- Location: England
Halibut
by black bart on Tue May 16, 2006 9:39 am
BBAARRR... Ye Half witted Halibut!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Press
by black bart on Tue May 16, 2006 12:15 pm
YYYAARRR Ye Cod livered Press ganger!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by walktheplank on Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 am
ye are a trout faced curly haired wombat
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-
walktheplank - Lumache Lieutenant
- Posts: 585
- Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:34 am
Size is everything
by black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 8:24 am
Bah, yer cannon balls are no bigger than marbles and yer cutlass is like a tooth pick!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Chef
by black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 9:20 am
YYYAARRR ye're the worst Chef in the whole o the Spanish main!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Insult o matic
by black bart on Wed May 17, 2006 9:22 am
I already know that darn it and I be proud o it ( everyone else has insulted my culinary abilities so I decided to join in!) 
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Pus
by black bart on Thu May 18, 2006 6:13 am
DDDAAARRRG... yer nothin but a pus filled platypus!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25662
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..