FSM's take on vegetarians

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Postby alexrose on Tue May 02, 2006 11:26 pm

Tofu meatballs of course! They're garlicky. :D
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Postby Gruppenfuhrer on Wed May 03, 2006 1:47 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:You're cool.

We even have mods on the Vege list.

Me? Carnivore to the max.


I also like to eat the flesof carved animals..... :o
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Postby Tickle on Wed May 03, 2006 1:58 pm

I'm vegetarian... Vegetarians are people too... :)
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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Wed May 03, 2006 3:34 pm

I'm a vegetarian, too. The FSM accepts sauces of all kinds, be they of meat or herb. Welcome!
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Postby Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 10:08 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Me? Carnivore to the max.


Same here. I even hunt and fish. Oops, wrong group........... :o :D


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Postby Nikkoru on Sun May 07, 2006 7:42 am

I've been living off cupped ramen and rice for the last year and a half - what would make me? Besides tiresome.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun May 07, 2006 10:19 am

it would make you a colledge student. :wink:

the only thing I think the FSM dosen't want you to eat is crap food, like fast food. but its not like YOU ENTER MCDONALDS AND YOU SHALL BE SMITED!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby Duke on Mon May 08, 2006 4:09 am

Nikkoru wrote:I've been living off cupped ramen and rice for the last year and a half - what would make me? Besides tiresome.


That would make you a student, would it not? :o :D We have a lot in common.:roll:


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Postby Alpaca on Thu May 25, 2006 8:39 am

We'll bring along plenty of good stuff. Meat alone isn't enough to cook a hearty pasta meal.
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Postby Weird_Ally on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:53 am

Just remember, Noodles are essential, not meat balls. I've eaten spaghetti with Morning Star Farms ground beef substitute for a meaty taste, or with home made plain spaghetti sauce. I even make my own noodles (once) and explore all kinds of pasta. Also, Asian Ramen works for Ramendan, as it is completely vegitarian. happy eating :fsm_rock:
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Postby Schlork on Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:08 pm

Soy 'meatballs' kick ass. Another vegetarian here, and I thoroughly enjoy my pasta with my imitation meatballs that taste deeeeelicious! Does FSM have any opinion on sprinkling grated cheese over the pasta? Is it good (enhancing the already wonderful experience of pastarific tastes) or bad (distracting from the pasta itself)?
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:42 pm

One of the tenets of Pastafarianism is acceptance. Although we do worship a Spaghetti deity, some Pastafarians confess to preferring, say, linguini to spaghetti. Some of us don't like meat balls. But there's nothing wrong with that. :)

Eat what you like. We're not here to intrude.


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Postby Shasta50 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:19 pm

Anonymous wrote:what about when the missionary pirate ship is complete what will vegepastarians eat while out to sea?


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Postby Clifford on Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:09 am

AARRRRGGGHHH

T'is bettr' to ave' a mix of tha best meatballs! Quorn an' meat t'gether!
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:03 pm

I'm a vegiepastafarian and I'm the terror of the seas round here
in fact drop yer mainsail and turn around and look behine you
yes that's my ship
now stand to and prepare to be boarded
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