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Postby onlinebiker » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:28 am

Can HE split hisself into two?

I believe he can..

I think I saw him do it once, after ingesting large amounts of Guinness and Glenfiddich.....


....

I may be mistaken




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Postby Swordsman3009 » Thu May 04, 2006 8:21 pm

Obviously his noodliness can split himself in two, but only if in the eyes of a true believer. See, if you consume beer, B, you must be on the road to FSMism. So, only pastafarians, P, can consume, C, B. When B is c, your vision is blurred, so...


p+b+c= :fsm: :fsm: .
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Postby PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast » Fri May 05, 2006 1:31 pm

Swordsman3009 wrote:Obviously his noodliness can split himself in two, but only if in the eyes of a true believer. See, if you consume beer, B, you must be on the road to FSMism. So, only pastafarians, P, can consume, C, B. When B is c, your vision is blurred, so...


p+b+c= :fsm: :fsm: .


Now see this is what I needed to say one way or the other, some good old scientific evidence. I'll drink to that!
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