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Postby beagle on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:44 pm

Oi were goin to have a coat of arms made up with "Weevil be to he that weevil plans". Then I realised that were me.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:55 pm

Deliver us from weevils.

The Duke Blue Weevils

A necessary weevil


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Do yer get a toy with that?

Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:38 pm

YArrrrrr...

Lads. Fancy sinkin' yer gappy dentures into one of these? Yum..Yum. Oi be headin' down to Weev-donalds to get meself a BIG W.

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YArrrrrr...O'im Luvin It!!
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Postby jam007 on Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:16 am

"Weevil all go together when we go...
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:35 am

Weevil be victorius!

Marine recruiters are "Looking for a few good weevils."

Star of the Alien movies...Sigourney Weevil.

Weevil is as weevil does.

Weevil genius at work.

The weevil eye.
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Chinese

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:35 pm

I'll have a:

Special fried rice, Prawn Crackers, Oyster sauce

and a number 34 with extra Weevils.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:36 pm

First, there's my weevil twin, Skippy.

And...Weevil fight them on the beaches...
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Postby DaveL on Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:37 pm

YArrrr...

Remember that hideous group The Brotherhood of Man that won the Eurovision Song Contest (Oi was a wee laddie back then)

http://www.brotherhoodofman.co.uk/

For united we(evil) stand, divided we(evil) fall
And if our backs should ever be against the wall
Weevil be together, together, you and I
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Fish Wives

Postby black bart on Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:10 pm

The following year though Ireland (the usual winners of Eurovision) were back on top with 'Clodagh and the Fish Wives' and the unforgettable:
'My Lovely Weevil'.
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Postby Duke on Mon May 01, 2006 2:12 am

"In the end, weevil remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."


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Re: Fish Wives

Postby DaveL on Wed May 03, 2006 7:03 am

black bart wrote:The following year though Ireland (the usual winners of Eurovision) were back on top with 'Clodagh and the Fish Wives' and the unforgettable:
'My Lovely Weevil'.


YArrrrr...

Oi's can never work out why Cyprus gives Greece 12 points and Greece give Cyprus 12 points. Not one hint of bias in that decision :wink:. Oi's sure enjoy The Woganisms though - that bloke is hilarious.

There was a huge uproar here when they replaced Terry Wogan's commentary with an Aussie, named Des Mangan. A huge outcry resulted in poor ole Des bein' booted the followin' year.

Perhaps we should 'ave a Weevil-vision song contest.
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Norway

Postby black bart on Wed May 03, 2006 9:21 am

I would dearly love to write a song about Weevils and enter it for Norway - they usually get nul points anyway so they probably wouldn't be bothered. The band could dress up as huge Weevils with the lead singer dressed as a Pirate and the backing singers as wenches. I'll get my Kazoo out tonight (as the Bishop said to the actress0 and get composing).
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Postby tree captain on Wed May 03, 2006 7:23 pm

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sorry. that was terrible.

it could also be seen as bill bailey's scale of weevils. (part troll ref.)
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Postby DaveL on Tue May 09, 2006 7:47 am

YArrrrr...

They both look pretty delicious to me. Maybe we could have the little fella on a Junior Burger. The Big One looks ripe for a Quarter Pounder. Yum, Yum!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:47 am

EveryBODY ...WEEVIL WEEVIL....ROCK YOU !
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