Hello... I'm Hawk, and I have a Coke addiction... As long as I could remember, I've been a Coke drinker. It really got bad in high school when I discovered Vanilla Crack er I mean Coke... I've had to kick most of my habit, and switch to Diet in recent times, due to me wanting to keep at least some of my teeth, and be able to see my toes. However: Today, while shopping for a drink and a snack to take to work, I saw Diet Coke w/ Black Cherry and Vanilla... And it's good... I think I'm gonna fall off the wagon again, and make Mrs. Hawk very very angry...
Interesting... This cadaver appears to be breathing and pleading for medical attention...
A.K.A. Black William Roberts