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Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport?

Postby Goat Starer on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:48 am

As you will all be aware the Christian god is an avid supporter of Scottish Football (that is Soccer to you dastardly Americans!) team Queen of the South...... look up Matthew 12:42 and Luke 11:31.

Does the FSM have a sporting preference?
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Postby StephyMerirosvo on Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:27 pm

hmm, to me it sounds obvious, lacrosse would be The Divine Sport. Simply because the stick looks like a macaroni at the end of a spaghetti!! Who find better?!

(or perhaps fencing just because it's a bit pirate-like, but those guys a way too polite to be pirates arggghhh!!)
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Postby Latentk on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:05 pm

It would only seem logical, that His greatness would prefer the sport of Italian cooking, and of course, eating over any other.
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:15 pm

I think it would be that great Australian bar game, midgit tossing.
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Postby nose on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:27 pm

Midget Tossing seems the most likely, although Cow Tipping may be a possiblity.

Or the PETA Game of throwing red paint on old ladies, as the Red paint looks like Red sauce.
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Postby StephyMerirosvo on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:19 pm

drinking is not a sport it's a ritual...
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:25 pm

I thought it was a necessity.
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Postby yodaman23 on Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:35 pm

Hi-ly because those throwing claws look like elbow noodles and the ball is really fast. Don't know what the fast means butit sounds good.
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Postby Goat Starer on Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:28 am

Kabadi would seem likely. He would make a one man team and invisibility would be a bonus!
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:17 am

Umm... have we all forgotten the ever popular sport of the Horizontal Tango? Makin' li'l FSMers....
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Postby arkady on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:23 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Quarters.

For non-US College Guys...it's a drinking game.


Would that be the equivalent of pennying?

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Re: Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport

Postby Duke on Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:22 pm

Goat Starer wrote:As you will all be aware the Christian god is an avid supporter of Scottish Football (that is Soccer to you dastardly Americans!) team Queen of the South...... look up Matthew 12:42 and Luke 11:31.

Does the FSM have a sporting preference?



I think that Pirating is his favorite sport. It's not Olympic, but so what?


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Postby SpisBoy on Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:42 pm

According to Bobby's gospel, the FSM likes soccer and NASCAR. I seriously doubt that a deity as intelligent as he would enjoy NASCAR though. Who knows...

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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:48 pm

I guess that pirating as His favorite sport was so obvious Bobby didn't find the need to mention it. :wink: :mrgreen:


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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:02 am

Yeah. I don't think anyone has every come up with a way to keep score in piratin'.

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