The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

[Griffin]

Yer wants to be cerful yer dont stick yer peg leg in yer gob !

[The Black Spot]

Ye's all be prow squattin, hold lurkin', sticky leg stumps.

[Tansy the Terrible]

Arrr ye gonna bark or arrr ye gonna bite, little dog?

[geekier_than_thou]

why ya yella bellied magity cur! Ye aughts to be on yer way, else ye'll find that hook where ye tain't want it!

[black bart]

Be that a pistol in yer pants or are ye just pleased ta see me?

[The Black Spot]

If that pistol were in yer ear I'd be glad t' see yer. Ye flat headed anchor rope.

[black bart]

YYYAAARRR there be more BALLS on a Brass Monkey!

[The Black Spot]

Arrr... have at ye, ye hedge lurkin' mud guzzlin' stewsmith.

[Goat Starer]

yer boat be nowt but the barthtub of an English exciseman and yer crew be wimmin and landlubbers ye scurvey union of a pox ridden mermaid and a barracuda! aaarr!

[Aleba]

YARR, tis' a black day when a Scurvy, landlubbing, pox ridden, red tailed, maggity, cur, like yo' self cun call yo' self a sea dog, pirate, instead O' the bar wench ya 'r.

[black bart]

YYYAARRRR...there be more hot air in ye than a Giant Puffer Fish!

[The Black Spot]

Ye can talk, yer bog snufflin' maggit muncher.

[Griffin]

An' ye be a few bob short of a plank yerself!

[ernst rohm]

arggh... "jimmy" the cryptofemale cabinboy can insult better than yee sorry excuses fer woodworm infested muscle gathering tide trash and 'e be a mute and a wee bit thick in the head.

[Pachyderm]

Ye wouden know yer mizzen t'garn'sl from yer marlinspike, ye graet figgy-dowdy ye.


Ye would run aground in the middle o' the Pacific.