The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Griffin
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Postby Griffin » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:29 pm

Yer wants to be cerful yer dont stick yer peg leg in yer gob !
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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:46 pm

Ye's all be prow squattin, hold lurkin', sticky leg stumps.

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Tansy the Terrible
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:48 pm

Arrr ye gonna bark or arrr ye gonna bite, little dog?
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Postby geekier_than_thou » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:20 pm

why ya yella bellied magity cur! Ye aughts to be on yer way, else ye'll find that hook where ye tain't want it!
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black bart
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Pistols

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:28 am

Be that a pistol in yer pants or are ye just pleased ta see me?
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:45 am

If that pistol were in yer ear I'd be glad t' see yer. Ye flat headed anchor rope.

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Monkey

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:47 am

YYYAAARRR there be more BALLS on a Brass Monkey!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:06 am

Arrr... have at ye, ye hedge lurkin' mud guzzlin' stewsmith.

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Postby Goat Starer » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:25 pm

yer boat be nowt but the barthtub of an English exciseman and yer crew be wimmin and landlubbers ye scurvey union of a pox ridden mermaid and a barracuda! aaarr!
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Postby Aleba » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:54 pm

YARR, tis' a black day when a Scurvy, landlubbing, pox ridden, red tailed, maggity, cur, like yo' self cun call yo' self a sea dog, pirate, instead O' the bar wench ya 'r.

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Puff

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:36 pm

YYYAARRRR...there be more hot air in ye than a Giant Puffer Fish!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:10 pm

Ye can talk, yer bog snufflin' maggit muncher.

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Griffin
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Postby Griffin » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:14 pm

An' ye be a few bob short of a plank yerself!
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ernst rohm
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Postby ernst rohm » Sat Apr 22, 2006 2:03 am

arggh... "jimmy" the cryptofemale cabinboy can insult better than yee sorry excuses fer woodworm infested muscle gathering tide trash and 'e be a mute and a wee bit thick in the head.

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Postby Pachyderm » Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:22 am

Ye wouden know yer mizzen t'garn'sl from yer marlinspike, ye graet figgy-dowdy ye.


Ye would run aground in the middle o' the Pacific.
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