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Postby yodaman23 on Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:21 am

Ye lilly livered pansy! Ye not be fit ta lick ma mithers boots. Her boots aren't even noyce leather, thar scummy from walking around on the deck all day. Tha poop deck can get dreadfully smutty...what are ye doing here letting me baraid you! Go swap the poop deck, then lick ma mithers boots. They aven't been cleaned in a long while.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:19 am

Aaarg!

In a contest o'wits b'tween ye an'blige-water, ye'd be unarmed.
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Buckle

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:05 pm

YYYAARRR ye're all Buckle and no Swash! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:48 pm

Why don't you light the string of your tampon on fire and blow yer netherregions apart. It's the only bang you'll ever get.
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Postby Bob the Unbeliever on Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:35 am

Arrg!

Yer eye-patch is really the seat-cover off of a mini-cooper
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:06 am

Arrr, when they cut yer gammy leg off, they threw the wrong bit away.
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Postby haggis_n_pasta on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:18 pm

Molluscs!
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Postby Griffin on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:28 pm

Welcome to the forums Haggis. Have you read Start HERE. Sign into the New Converts thread so everyone can say hello.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:40 pm

where be bart lily livered pock marked thieving welsh varmint
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Postby Nada on Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:37 am

Arrr, ye sorry excuse for a pirate, I have more wits in my wooden leg than ya have in your whole body.
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Molluscs

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:57 am

haggis n pasta wrote:

Molluscs!


Molluscs to you too, with bells on!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:23 pm

Ye bi-valved mud scupper
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:25 pm

Thar be a splinter in th' windmills o' yer mind.
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Liver

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:18 am

I'll get to the point...but you'll get to my point liver First!

(more of a threat than an insult used in response to: get to the point ye silly old Sea Dog which I gets said to me rather alot!)
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:24 am

Ye talks too much ye maggity cur.
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