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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:05 am

There be that old Vera Lynne tune:

"Weevil meet again, don't know where don't know when..."
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Postby Duke on Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:49 pm

"When good people in any country cease their vigilance and struggle, then weevil men prevail." - Pearl S. Buck

Damned weevil men.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby walktheplank on Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:43 pm

I be taking some time off plundering and will take me crew to watch the new musical play.

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Eat

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:01 am

See no weevil, Hear no Weevil, Eat no Weevil!

I bet someone's done that one aswell!
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:24 am

Weevils in the morning, weevils in the evening, weevils at supper time...


And, from Ronald Reagan...The Weevil Empire.
Reading is Knowledge
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Power Corrupts
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Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.

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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:47 am

YArrrrr...

This one's been hidin out in the Bilge for too long. He only be talkin' in Piratese.

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Come 'ere you, O'im gettin hungry.

As that big Scottish bloke in Austin Powers said to Mini-me 'Get in my belly'
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Diet

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:35 am

Now you've gone and ruined me diet!
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:59 am

Ahhhhh...

Cream of weevil soup, with a sandwich on whole weevil bread. Yum.
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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:50 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...


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Breakfast! Thank ye mate, Dave!


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--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:27 pm

The Root of All Weevils
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish::pirate_fish:
Weevil With a Blue Dress On
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish::pirate_fish:
Temple of Elemental Weevil
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Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.

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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:24 am

YArrrrr...

Shiver me timbers...Oi missed te bleedin obvious after me last post.
'Ow about Dr Weevil and Mini-Me? What does that make his son Scott?
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Engage

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:20 am

Dr weevil quotes:

Engage the incredibly slow dipping mechanism...

I asked for Weevils with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:24 am

YArrrrr...

'Ow about a Weevil Whopper meal. That be two all weevil patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles on a weevily sesame seed bun.

Hoo boy me an the lads are gettin' hungry now. Would yer like Rum and Fries with that?
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 am

How about a bucket of Kentucky Fried Weevils?
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So...If you read, you will go broke.

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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:34 am

As the Great New Model Army once said.....


4 o'clock in the morning
Still we cannot sleep
Turning over, turning 'round, twisting in our sweat
They say there is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what have we done?
There is no rest for the wicked ones
Dear god what is this Weevil that we must have done?
Best regards

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