FSM Discussion

by **Tickle** on Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:20 pm

*sigh*. You can't capture the fluffy bunnies of doom with a net! They have psychological problems... deep psychological problems...

by **jekka** on Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:41 pm

But what if it's a net with psychological problems??

by **His Worshipper** on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:37 pm

Incase you didn't read the Gospel, it clearly states that Lama's were sent down from the heavens to spy on Australians....
:worship:

by **jdogmoney** on Sat May 13, 2006 12:46 am

It seems we should hold animals that resemble the FSM in higher regard, such as the octopus, with its single large meatball and 8 noodly appendages.

What are some more FSM-like animals?

by **Richard A Montague.** on Sat May 13, 2006 11:32 am

what about those parrots and teeny tiny monkeys pirates always have?
Would those be considered holy?
:fsm_rock:

by **Poincare's Stepchild** on Sat May 13, 2006 2:01 pm

Parrots, certainly. Monkeys, I'll have to think about. Their case would be improved if they have an eye patch.

by **alexrose** on Sat May 13, 2006 9:49 pm

Isn't the holy animal thing obvious?

It's humans of course! Humans are obviously the FSM's favourite animal because it is to one of us that he has revealed himself.

Think about it:.

In Hinduism you can't eat beef.

In FSMism you can't eat human.

This has the added benefit that anyone here can call refer to themselves as a "holy" creature.

by **Qwertyuiopasd** on Sun May 14, 2006 2:01 pm

I think the only holy animals sbould be leo, and the Schnauzoids.

by **leapofaith97** on Sun May 14, 2006 7:51 pm

You are all right. I kind of messed up on that. I was a nooblet here and didn't quite understand that more than anything venganza is a place to share thoughtful intelligent discussion. I really do want this whole religon/anti-psuedoscience mechanism/internet fad (however you may see it) to succeed. I see that this is a place to have fun, but not at the expense of setting back the whole cause. Remember kids: itâ€™s all fun and games till you offend a moderator/set back a whole movement/destroy whatâ€™s left of your credibility.

by **StephyMerirosvo** on Mon May 22, 2006 4:09 am

animal: hippopotamice. Why: they're just sooo cute. Will the stripper factory make naked dancing hippopotamices?

by **Goat Starer** on Mon May 22, 2006 7:58 am

I'm not at all sure about worshiping animals (although I have a quiet respect for goats, ducks and frogs). If there is going to be any worship however I would like to put forward the spaghetti coral as a candidate.....

by **Goat Starer** on Mon May 22, 2006 8:01 am

PS. in the interest of giving credit where credit is due this image is from the wonderful ReefNews http://www.reefnews.com/reefnews/news/v ... ghett.html

by **Alpaca** on Mon May 22, 2006 8:37 am

And as an added bouns, the name doesn't require me to try to spell anenomenemomenomene.

by **Snorky** on Mon May 22, 2006 2:50 pm

Great pic !!!

"FSM crÃ©a l'homme Ã son image, Ã l'image de FSM Il le crÃ©a ; mÃ¢le et femelle il les crÃ©a."
Piratus 1.27.

(translation: God created people in His own image, from the bible, genesis 1.27)

:fsm_yarr:

by **Tickle** on Mon May 22, 2006 2:55 pm

I wasn't sure whether that was a real dog when I first saw it... Weird.

We see the invisible pink unicorn a lot around here... Even though it's invisible...

Edit: I think I'm going crazy... More than usual... Did you mention the IPU and then edit it out?

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