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The Black Spot
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:23 pm

Arrrghh, yer gap toothed maggot chewin' galley rat.

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Chav

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:02 pm

AVAST BEHIND...

Not so much an insult as a description!

Ye two eyed land lubbin chav!
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Postby Duke » Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:35 pm

Arrgh, yer just a bunch of fish-faced, crippled, reeking cockroach wannabes.


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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:32 pm

How dare ye, yer rottin' heap o' rat gizzards.

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Postby Duke » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:09 pm

What did ye call me, ye maggot infested chunk of grapeshot!


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:04 am

I called you a waste of space, yeh bumblin' sack o' tripe!
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Postby beagle » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:53 am

Avast ye, politician.

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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:05 am

Arrr, no swear words allowed yer festerin' bladder o' bile.

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Postby black bart » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:33 am

Lets not get personal now,

Twood be a waste o Bilge water to wash yer scabby face!
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Postby walktheplank » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:48 am

ye are a garlic smelling brenda plunging french chef a la terrible
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Postby Griffin » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:01 am

yer wuldnt recernise a parrot if it bit yer in the face!
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Postby DaveL » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:03 am

YArrrrrr...

Yer Big George W Bush!
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:51 am

Arrr, take that back yer snot swillin' slime monkey.

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weevil

Postby black bart » Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:03 am

walktheplank wrote:
"ye are a garlic smelling brenda plunging french chef a la terrible"

YYYAAARRR...I've heard more sense from a Weevil ye Big Stinky Pants!
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Postby Tansy the Terrible » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:07 pm

Smarmy faced snot nosed limp noodle!
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