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by **DaveL** on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:31 am

12.4.06

YArrrr....

Spoke to several of the Pirates who shot Santa down last Christmas. The word down at the docks is 'The Easter Bunny is dead meat!!. '

Can someone please contact Mr Krupp quick. We needs to borrow his 'Schwerer Gustav super gun' for a bit of bunny blasting.

That rabbit will be be pushin up the daisies rather than given out chocolate eggs this Easter.

YArrrrrrr...

by **The Black Spot** on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:04 am

Arrrr...

tis time the mangey critter were dealt with.

I's never fergiven the scabby beast fer givvin me a "Smarties" easter egg last year, when I were wanting a "Chocolate Buttons" one instead.

Time fer action thinks I.

by **Griffin** on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:49 am

Cap'ns Log Roll 77.77.89

Sent off Smarties Eggs to all 'em scury cap'ns 'oo think 'emselves so bloomin' clever

by **The Black Spot** on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:37 pm

Cap'ns log: yarr date 1692.8

Avast! What be this? Another Smarties egg in me hammock. Nary a chocolate button in sight.

Arrr, the Easter Bunny be havin some trouble comin...

by **black bart** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:06 pm

Capn's log Yarr date: 13/4/76

Charlie would have nothin to do with Bunnyocide...but I've just seen Prince Philip with both barrels cocked headin for the target range at Balmoral!

by **The Black Spot** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:43 pm

Well, we knew Charlie wouldn't join in (not with those ears). I thinks a quick bombardment be best. I's be gettin me ship inter position.

by **DaveL** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:47 pm

YArrrr...

Oi's be thinkin we could fill his chocolate eggs with napalm. That should ensure we all be eating rabbit for easter.

by **The Black Spot** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:53 pm

I were thinking o' a bit of nitroglycerine. One hop too many an BOOM...

Yaaar harrrr harrr yarrr

by **DaveL** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:00 pm

YArrrrr...

Then we won't be needin' the Schwerer Gustav supergun then. Oi be thinkin' we can take 'im out real easy.

Do yer think the kids have forgiven us for X-mas yet? O'ive been in exile since December 25th following our last effort. :fsm_rock:

by **The Black Spot** on Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:03 pm

Nay, we be's fine. Kids don't really have a clue when Easter falls each year. Neither does I fer that matter.

by **black bart** on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:39 am

Capns log Yarr date 14/4/76

Prince Philip returned to the castle with two of the local peasants draped over his shoulder. Pheasants Philip - we asked for pheasants. Looks like one will have to hush it up again!

by **Griffin** on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:57 am

Cap'n's Log 63h3e7.11

Me parrot got wind of 'is mates at London Zoo gettin' Easter eggs. 'e 'as gone into a massive sulk.

by **DaveL** on Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:23 pm

15.4.06

Peerin' through me spyglass off the Cornwall coast, Oi could see a big furry rabbit with large sack of chocolate eggs. Hideous creature. The Were-rabbit is far more good lookin'...YArrrrrr...

Sent the lads ashore in rowboat with the nitroglycerine. The explosive eggs will be waitin' for him at the next pickup point.

Don't drop the nitro lads...

BTW Does the Easter Bunny know how to speak Cornish?

by **yodaman23** on Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:23 am

Captain's Log
Star Date 4083

I've lost my hairpiece and no one likes me.

by **black bart** on Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:58 am

One is as bald as a coot and Charlie doesn't suspect a thing!

As for that Easter Bunny - if the Nitro doesn't do for him, I've dispatched four RAF Tornadoes from Biggin Hill to finnish the blighter off! :fsm_yarr:

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