The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 am

Without usin any swear words, 'oo can come up with a really nasty soundin piratey insult?

Here goes:

Ye weevil faced foc'sle.
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Postby Griffin on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:50 am

Ye be short of a few barnacles Black Spot.
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:37 am

Arrr... Have at ye, yer biscuit suckin lumpfish. :D
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Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:24 pm

YArrrrr...

Yer scabby bottomed, lice ridden bilge dwelling cock roach.
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Postby Al Dante on Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:00 pm

Yer a ninja.

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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:31 pm

Avast! Yer pus filled scab o' anchor rope.
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Postby onlinebiker on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 pm

Arrrrgggg Ye scurvey ridden, land-lubbin excuse for a swabbie..... Ye couldn't tell the difference between's a monkey's paw and a poopdeck.......





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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:13 pm

Scum suckin' lilly-livered varmint! Oh no wait, that's Yosemite Sam channeling through me...

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Postby Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:59 pm

Yer land-lubber of a bilge rat, yer gots barnacles fer brains.

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Postby Duke on Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:39 am

Al Dante wrote:Yer a ninja.

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That's nice of you! Do you really mean it?

Ye dog-faced, cannon-blasted blaggard!


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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:08 am

YArrrr...

Yous all be a bunch of weepy eared, flea bitten, toady faced, pea brained, pointy bummed piece of sea lice.

Yous also be a big poopy pants...nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah nyah!
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:02 am

What's that ye say? Ye scrag necked, deck waddlin binnacle polisher.
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:35 am

ye are a lice infested grog swilling barnicle brain. No offence dear boy.
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Postby Tansy the Terrible on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:42 am

Scurvy ridden swamp sucker. With yuckies on top.
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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:27 am

Yer father was a Revenue man, an' yer mither shucks oysters fer a livin'.
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