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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:31 pm

'ow about a few grocery items? Try lookin fer these next toime yergo grocery shoppin'

Coco Pops = Coco Weevils
Corn Flakes = Weevil Flakes
Rice Bubbles = Ricey Weevils, or should that be Lice Bubbles?

YArrrr...O'im gettin hungry now!
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:22 am

weevilbix = weetabix

I's lost me appetite now. Weetabix be a terrible brick o' straw that turns into a thick paste o' snotty sludge.

YARRRRRRRRRURGGGG... cough
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Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:32 am

Weevil Overcome !!
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Postby Duke on Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:45 pm

"The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and weevils." - Cicero

"All that is necessary for weevils to succeed is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

I don't think I like this weevil business..............


"When choosing between two weevils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West

Now that's the spirit!

"Truly, if there are weevils in this world, they lie within the heart of mankind." - Edward D. Morrison

Oh, gross!


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Postby beagle on Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:34 pm

Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Weevil

(subsequently retitled by publisher for marketing reasons).
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:36 am

Arrr, don't be fergettin that illustrious pirate WeevL.

Yarrrrr, that be me banned then.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:59 am

YArrrrr...

Back onto food again...as Oi get a big appetite talkin' about weevils...
How about wakin up to this in the mornin'...

Weevil-nut Butter
Wevie-mite (Vegemite - Yarrr, a truly Aussie one that)
Weve Tarts (Pop Tarts)
Weevil Museli
Weevil Yoghurt
Weevils with Granola

YArrrrr...we've only started doin' brekky.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:51 pm

WEEVIL FLUFFYBUNNIES OF DOOM!!!!!!!


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Postby Griffin on Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:58 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Needs another E


*** shocked *** always told my kids to stay away from E's[/quote]
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:08 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Needs another E


umm... where?
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Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:02 am

YArrrrrr...

Back to the weevils lads. O'ive been thinking about dinner toime and wundered if yer had any nice weevil dishes for the menu. How about:

Weevil Mignon
Weevil Cacciatorre
Sweet and Sour Weevils with Rice (ewww)
Curried Weevil Vindaloo
Mashed Potato with Weevils (gag)
Peking Weevil
Weevil Bolognaisse...
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Postby Griffin on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:44 am

Anyone else having problems with weevils sticking between the teeth? Recommend Weevil Pickers.
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Postby Duke on Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:51 pm

Mah favorite is weevil pizza bagels. Not easy to make, but worth it.


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Axis

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:50 am

The US is always on the alert against...

'THE AXIS OF WEEVIL'!!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Sorry

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:57 am

Sorry Dave L had already done that one...I'll try again...

'Walkers Weevils'...
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