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Postby Moselure on Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:12 pm

Okey, I know this might be a stupid question but I'd really like to know; Can FSM split himself into two spaghetti monsters if he wanted to?
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Postby Tickle on Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:19 pm

Good question. If I ever saw two Flying Spaghetti monsters my first thought would be that I had spent too much time in the beer volcano. I think the Noodily Lord would be able to split Himself into two if he really wanted to, the real question is 'could He be bothered?'

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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:19 pm

As I understand it, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is everywhere all the time, so there's no real need to split himself into individual servings.
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Postby Tickle on Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:06 pm

However, it is a lot more difficult to share the pasta when you can't split it into more than one serving. The way I see it is He can make infinite portions without making every portion smaller everytime he creates another. :fsm:

There are plenty of noodles for everyone anyway - the problem is that the noodles aren't spread evenly throughout the world.
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Postby LibraLabRat on Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:17 pm

I have often wondered at this mystery of faith: WHy is it that you either have noodles left over, or sauce and no noodles...but rarely equal portions of each?
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Postby Tickle on Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:31 pm

Maybe it just amuses Him.... :fsm_rock:

Do you mix the noodles and sauce together or do you have a pile of noodles with the sauce on top?
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Postby Spatula on Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:35 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I have often wondered at this mystery of faith: WHy is it that you either have noodles left over, or sauce and no noodles...but rarely equal portions of each?

Similarly, when making sour dough bread, one must use only half of the prepared yeast 'starter', preserving the other half for next time. http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm

also, its sorta like the olympic torch, or something?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:11 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I have often wondered at this mystery of faith: WHy is it that you either have noodles left over, or sauce and no noodles...but rarely equal portions of each?


I do not find myself usually with this predicament, I usually lick plates clean of EVERYTHING.

and I mean everything. :mrgreen:
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Postby darren996 on Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:21 am

That's a shocker... :mrgreen:
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:24 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
I do not find myself usually with this predicament, I usually lick plates clean of EVERYTHING.

and I mean everything. :mrgreen:


Do you snarf up your food as well?

I like to eat slow.


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Postby Sir Francis Drake on Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:59 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:I have often wondered at this mystery of faith: WHy is it that you either have noodles left over, or sauce and no noodles...but rarely equal portions of each?


I think LLR was referring to when you cook pasta. Often it happens to me that I wind up with a disportionate amount of noodles to sauce. I even have one of those portion dispensers with holes to help you figure out how many noodles to add to the pot, but still I'll wind up with more noodles or more pasta than I intended to make. Of course, we eat it all. That goes without saying.

I agree, I think it's sleight-of-noodly appendage.

Oh- and we always serve the sauce on top, and the shredded parm on top of that. The Drakelette prefers hers tossed with butter.
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Postby Duke on Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:35 pm

I put the pasta sauce on the top, and mix it in, and if I have way too much sauce, I save it. However, I almost never have too much pasta. Don't know why.


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Postby jekka on Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:55 pm

he could if he wanted to but there is no need so i doubt he ever will, i suppose maybe if he was fighting both an army of chef boyardy and atkins both at once.... but.....
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Postby iloveemoguysineyeliner on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:32 pm

I wouldn't know very much on the account i am new to the Faith, but i belive that He could. He's just that good!

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Postby onlinebiker on Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:28 am

Can HE split hisself into two?

I believe he can..

I think I saw him do it once, after ingesting large amounts of Guinness and Glenfiddich.....


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