'ow about a few grocery items? Try lookin fer these next toime yergo grocery shoppin'
Coco Pops = Coco Weevils
Corn Flakes = Weevil Flakes
Rice Bubbles = Ricey Weevils, or should that be Lice Bubbles?
YArrrr...O'im gettin hungry now!
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by The Black Spot on Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:22 am
weevilbix = weetabix
I's lost me appetite now. Weetabix be a terrible brick o' straw that turns into a thick paste o' snotty sludge.
YARRRRRRRRRURGGGG... cough
I's lost me appetite now. Weetabix be a terrible brick o' straw that turns into a thick paste o' snotty sludge.
YARRRRRRRRRURGGGG... cough
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by Griffin on Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:32 am
Weevil Overcome !!
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by Duke on Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:45 pm
"The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and weevils." - Cicero
"All that is necessary for weevils to succeed is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke
I don't think I like this weevil business..............
"When choosing between two weevils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West
Now that's the spirit!
"Truly, if there are weevils in this world, they lie within the heart of mankind." - Edward D. Morrison
Oh, gross!
Duke
"All that is necessary for weevils to succeed is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke
I don't think I like this weevil business..............
"When choosing between two weevils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West
Now that's the spirit!
"Truly, if there are weevils in this world, they lie within the heart of mankind." - Edward D. Morrison
Oh, gross!
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by The Black Spot on Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:36 am
Arrr, don't be fergettin that illustrious pirate WeevL.
Yarrrrr, that be me banned then.
Yarrrrr, that be me banned then.
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by DaveL on Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:59 am
YArrrrr...
Back onto food again...as Oi get a big appetite talkin' about weevils...
How about wakin up to this in the mornin'...
Weevil-nut Butter
Wevie-mite (Vegemite - Yarrr, a truly Aussie one that)
Weve Tarts (Pop Tarts)
Weevil Museli
Weevil Yoghurt
Weevils with Granola
YArrrrr...we've only started doin' brekky.
Back onto food again...as Oi get a big appetite talkin' about weevils...
How about wakin up to this in the mornin'...
Weevil-nut Butter
Wevie-mite (Vegemite - Yarrr, a truly Aussie one that)
Weve Tarts (Pop Tarts)
Weevil Museli
Weevil Yoghurt
Weevils with Granola
YArrrrr...we've only started doin' brekky.
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:51 pm
WEEVIL FLUFFYBUNNIES OF DOOM!!!!!!!
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by Griffin on Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:58 am
Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Needs another E
*** shocked *** always told my kids to stay away from E's[/quote]
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:08 am
Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Needs another E
umm... where?
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by DaveL on Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:02 am
YArrrrrr...
Back to the weevils lads. O'ive been thinking about dinner toime and wundered if yer had any nice weevil dishes for the menu. How about:
Weevil Mignon
Weevil Cacciatorre
Sweet and Sour Weevils with Rice (ewww)
Curried Weevil Vindaloo
Mashed Potato with Weevils (gag)
Peking Weevil
Weevil Bolognaisse...
Back to the weevils lads. O'ive been thinking about dinner toime and wundered if yer had any nice weevil dishes for the menu. How about:
Weevil Mignon
Weevil Cacciatorre
Sweet and Sour Weevils with Rice (ewww)
Curried Weevil Vindaloo
Mashed Potato with Weevils (gag)
Peking Weevil
Weevil Bolognaisse...
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by Griffin on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:44 am
Anyone else having problems with weevils sticking between the teeth? Recommend Weevil Pickers.
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by Duke on Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:51 pm
Mah favorite is weevil pizza bagels. Not easy to make, but worth it.
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Axis
by black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:50 am
The US is always on the alert against...
'THE AXIS OF WEEVIL'!!!!
'THE AXIS OF WEEVIL'!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Sorry
by black bart on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:57 am
Sorry Dave L had already done that one...I'll try again...
'Walkers Weevils'...
'Walkers Weevils'...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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