Bringing the FSM to my workplace.

[Flying_Spaghetti_Worship]

I work at a call centre (which I will not name for security purposes). It is a relatively high-stress job, where those not touched by his Noodly Appendage suffer greatly under the crushing weight of tech support calls and a distinct lack of noodliness.

Anyways, I have lately been discovering a large amount of Christian pamphlets, usually left at the payphones or other opportune areas. They beg people to "see the light" and worship the"lord" Jesus.

I, as a devout Pastafarian, am not content to let them spread their dogma around my workplace.

My solution is obvious! I will begin distributing my own Flying Spaghetti Monster pamphlets, with information on the religion and how he created the universe.

My only problem is that I do not have any such pamphlets, and I am not exactly good at making such a thing.

SO, does anybody here have any home-made pamphlets/flyers.etc that you have created and found succesfull, and wouldn't mind sharing with me for my purposes?

Ramen

[Duke]

There are many flyers on the www.venganza.org homepage. You can print them up.


Duke

[Tickle]

This one is pretty good: front / back

[Tickle]

That one was the one Capellini made; Toasterhead just made a few adjustments and put it in a different format. (For some reason the first link didn't work on my computer so I used a link toasterhead made)

[Fredrick2003]

So what happened? Did you leave pamphlets around?