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Amsterdam

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:14 am

Capn's log Yarr date 30.03.76

Stopped off at Amsterdam. At first seemed very similar to Portsmouth but much smokier.

Called into a corner shop for some Edam - regained conciousness sixteen hours later standing stark naked apart from me pirate hat, eye patch and parrot held over me bits, in a window with loads of tourists pointin at me and shouting pervert! :?
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Re: Amsterdam

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:19 am

black bart wrote:Called into a corner shop for some Edam - regained conciousness sixteen hours later standing stark naked apart from me pirate hat, eye patch and parrot held over me bits, in a window with loads of tourists pointin at me and shouting pervert! :?


There be yer problem. Them norse people not be in the habit o' seeing people bringin their dangly bits into close proximity o' a parrot. Even they has their limits.
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Honest

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:25 am

I wouldn't have minded but I've never seen that parrot afore in my life!!

He were just usin it as a perch yer honour!
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:32 am

Cap'ns log: yarr date 1692.5

were sailin past Amsterdam when I spies shoutin an gunfire. Seems like there were a jailbreak in progress. A bunch o' identical soft toy pirates were rescuin' a Category 12 inmate from a prison hulk.
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Say cheese

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:31 am

Capn's log Yaarrr date 3.4.76

It were easier to get to category 12 than it is to reach Admiral status!

YYAARRRR - The people o Amsterdam have bid me farewell and said that I has opened up a whole new line o business for the Red Light district. I have been given the Freedom of the City...or was it an order to Steer Clear of the City - anyway the Hold be packed with Cheese and a mountain of little brown cakes - twill be a nice change from weevils! That's given me an idea for a tasty new snack sensation:

CHEESY WEEVILS!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:24 pm

Cap'ns log: yarr date 1692.5

Spent all day ponderin' a conundrum: How deep would the oceans be if ye took out all the sponges?

Must be one o' them days.

Yarrrrr...
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Postby Griffin on Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:09 pm

Capn's Log 2735.89.05

Spent all day.
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Penny

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:27 am

Capn's log Yarr date 4.4.76

Spent a penny!
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Rum

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:59 pm

Capn's slog sluurr date somethin o the somethin YYAARRRR!

Been on the Grog agin...Cabin boy shot to bits...

YYYAARRRRR....More rum!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:05 pm

Cap'ns log: yarr date 1692.6

'Ad a quiet few pints wi' Bart an Walktheplank an Griffin. I's thinks Bart be sozzled again.
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Drunk

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:09 pm

YYYAARRRR I'd ave fallen over board but me hook got caught in the riggen...

Fetch me grog or I'll ave yer gizzards!
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Postby Griffin on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:59 pm

Capn's 12345 Log Date Yaaaaar

Twere the fish-head stew Oi mistook for the grog wot dun fer me. Gaaaaarhggh!
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Headache

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:00 am

Capn's log Mornin arter the night before...

I wish they'd urry up and invent the aspirin!!!!!!

Oh well - pass the rum. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:07 am

Aspirin Bart, what sort of pirate you be. Any Pirate who can't drink 10 gallons of grog of a night and is not fit to plunder in the morning would not get on my ship.

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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:22 am

Arrr...

I fears Bart's bin doin too much cookin lately an not enough swillin.
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