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Hijacking Discovery Institute's Pet Theory

Postby Scott Beach on Wed Dec 12, 2007 2:10 pm

Discovery Institute's theory of intelligent design only applies to "certain features of the universe and of living things." Discovery Institute's theory is limited to "certain features" but it can be expanded into a comprehensive theory of cosmological and biological origins that all Pastafarians can worship...

The scientific theory of intelligent design holds that (1) an intelligent designer designed and created the universe, including planet Earth and one form of life that has evolved, by means of natural selection, into the many different forms of life that exist today and (2) this scientific theory is the best possible and only true scientific theory of cosmological and biological origins.

The scientific theory of intelligent design does not name the intelligent designer but all Pastafarians know his true identity.

Let it be known from this day forth that Pastafarianism is a true religion and a valid scientific theory.

P.S. I love the idea of hijacking Discovery Institute's theory of intelligent design and making it our own. Now we can piggy-back on all the propaganda that they disseminate.


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Postby DaveL on Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:47 pm

All hail to the true Intelligent Designer!!

And welcome aboard matey.
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Re: Hijacking Discovery Institute's Pet Theory

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:48 pm

Scott Beach wrote:Let it be known from this day forth that Pastafarianism is a true religion and a valid scientific theory.



Sorry, but you Fail

Please look around these forums before posting such asswipery.
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Postby DaveL on Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:01 pm

YArrrr...

Give the lad a chance 'Mr Crab Tongue'. There be no need heckle or fail anybody just yet.

I do see yer point though.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:25 pm

Ayyyye, yer right. I be jumpin tha gun. But these noobs want to conquer the world from the get go.
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REVISED Theory, Based on Blatant Piracy!

Postby Scott Beach on Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:08 am

PirateGuy wrote:Sorry, but you Fail

The scientific theory of intelligent design holds that (1) the Flying Spaghetti Monster designed and created the universe and (2) this scientific theory of intelligent design is the best explanation for certain features of the universe and of living things.

This revised FSM-ID theory is a blatant act of PIRACY, piously perpetrated in the name of and to the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The last 9 words of this revised theory were captured during intellectual combat on the high seas of cyberdom. See "What is the theory of intelligent design?" ( http://www.discovery.org/csc/topQuestions.php )
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