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Postby Clifford on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:10 pm

Any tips on combating a Christian Union who meet on fridays alledgedly "answering lifes biggest questions" hand out free cakes and hot chocolate? (my experience = no-one gives out free food for purely humanitaran reasons!)
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Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:11 am

Dress in pirate gear and stand near them offering your own tea and cake.

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Postby EarthRise on Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:27 am

Ehh let them meet and indulge in their delusional take on biology and physics. People know the dangers of getting free food.

Hell, I'm cool with the Fellowship of Christian Athletes here on campus. Sure, their revivals are a pain in the ass, but every once in a while they have a pancake social! Free pancakes!
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Re: Unions

Postby MPTrooper on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:17 am

Iron Roger Vane wrote:Any tips on combating a Christian Union who meet on fridays alledgedly "answering lifes biggest questions" hand out free cakes and hot chocolate? (my experience = no-one gives out free food for purely humanitaran reasons!)


Why do you want to combat a group of Christians for apparently no good reason?
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Re: Unions

Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:37 pm

Iron Roger Vane wrote:Any tips on combating a Christian Union who meet on fridays alledgedly "answering lifes biggest questions" hand out free cakes and hot chocolate? (my experience = no-one gives out free food for purely humanitaran reasons!)


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