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I (acording to some) am going to hell

Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:58 am

I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' screwed" as it turns out, I was correct in my prediction that I was screwed for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell said that I hated him because of his religion (this however was not true) and kept bugging me about it and it eventualy led us to be no longer friends. right now I am trying to figure out wether I should go up to him and say that I had found god and say that he was wright in saying I would be happier with one only to elaborate that I worshiped a flying spaghetti monster :? please help
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Postby leapofaith97 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:52 am

You were probably doomed for failure the moment you "Knew you were in trouble". Thats your problem. People will be close minded to those who are close minded.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:07 am

oh yeah
*frowns at his feet realizing that he is in fact a hypocrit
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:52 pm

Thar still be beer and stripper's in 'ell mate!



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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:45 pm

AWSOME now I dont mind so much
but some of the people there will be real jerks
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Postby Andy on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:07 am

you'd be hard pushed to find anybody who isn't going to hell according to the bible lol
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Postby Clifford on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:48 am

Andy wrote:you'd be hard pushed to find anybody who isn't going to hell according to the bible lol


True, lol.

As for the guy, leave that fool be unless you want to apprehend him and tell him why you think what he did was wring, but apart from that spread the Noodely word otherwise.
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Ok

Postby KamMoore on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:27 pm

Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.



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Postby Tronlet on Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:00 am

Yes, they did. :p
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Postby Clifford on Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:04 am

And now we're forgiven for all sins so why not live it up?
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Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:25 pm

Yup - I always use the old Bill Hicks line if some Christian fundie tells me I'm going to hell - "So forgive me".

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Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

Postby sosondowah on Tue May 27, 2008 11:04 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell


i'm not entirely sure if i understand. as i remember it, there virtually is no hell by "the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints"? they have 3 versions of heaven and a small hell that is reserved for turned prophets and satan.

you sure he was a mormon?
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Postby KC Observer on Wed May 28, 2008 10:38 am

You should ask him if god told him, through a hat, that you are going to hell.
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Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

Postby Pan on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:52 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' screwed" as it turns out, I was correct in my prediction that I was screwed for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell said that I hated him because of his religion (this however was not true) and kept bugging me about it and it eventualy led us to be no longer friends. right now I am trying to figure out wether I should go up to him and say that I had found god and say that he was wright in saying I would be happier with one only to elaborate that I worshiped a flying spaghetti monster :? please help


Aww he was only trying to save your soul... Did you know that mormons have been known to convert the dead.
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Re: Ok

Postby Pan on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:55 am

KamMoore wrote:Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.



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God exists outside of time so in theory they could all have been saved by Jesus.
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