What are the "official" traductions of the main FSM items (Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarian, Pastafarianism, Pirate, Stripper Factory, etc.) in, let us say, French, German, Spanish, Dutch? It would be nice to be able to reach people less familiar with English. OK, I cannot imagine any traduction of Pirate Talk, so that part of Pastafarianism could become a more mysterious item. Equally I can't imagine Pirate Talk as a way to teach people English. Pirates, no offence intended!